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      I’ve got a great idea for a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode: Larry David is about to get into the Express checkout lane at his Brentwood supermarket, but a giant black lady (played by Leslie Jones) with 23 items suddenly cuts from her lane into his, ahead of him.

      Larry fumes: “Why don’t you go back where you came from?”

      Then it turns out that she’s a publicity-crazed politician, and her tear-stained video about Larry’s hateful xenophobia goes viral.

      Soon, Beto O’Rourke and Larry’s own Congressman, Ted Lieu, are denouncing Larry’s Trumpist racism.

      Isn’t that perfect for Curb?

      What?

      That all just happened in real life?

      https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1152623895964524545

      Seriously, later on in this incident, the white guy declared that he wasn’t white, he is Cuban.

      #FlightFromWhite.

      On this 50th anniversary of the moon landing, I’ve had a vision of the future…

      And it’s basically endless Larry David scenarios forever as people deploy their Intersectional Pokemon Points in petty squabbles over checkout lane privilege.

       
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      1. So long as you’re trashing white people, you’re allowed to make up any story you want to. And everyone’s required to believe it. And almost everyone does. They’ve been trained that way.

      2. Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store by a white man who told me I was a lazy SOB and to go back to where I came from bc I had to [sic] many items in the express lane.

        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?

        • Replies: @Colin Wright
        'Why was she in the express lane with too many items?'

        Because she was black. This would be very typical behavior for them.
        , @Reg Cæsar

        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?
         
        You're assuming she can count that high.
        , @JimDandy
        Maybe where she came from was the non-express lane?
        , @TomSchmidt
        Why aren't express lane cash registers programmed to accept no more than, say, 13 items when the line says 10? Ring up the 13, then to the back of the line with you.
        , @Jim bob Lassiter
        She prolly had a pissing contest with the cashier over which items were EBT eligible and which ones were cash only. It could be worse though; try getting behind Ereeka, Afreeka and Moneeka as they argue amongst themselves and the cashier about whose shit is whose from a single cartful of eligible and ineligible items-- all to be processed as a single transaction with cash and an EBT card.

        Don't laugh; I've seen it happen with my own lyin' eyes.
        , @Clyde
        She ain't no Brown Sugar and that is for sure, She is just a huge hulking lesbi looking creation, by what God I do not know. Preggy or not who can tell with this shemale monster.....is this our fate? I hope the Iranian Republican guard never see this or we are doomed. And a Derb hat tip. Mick J ahs 8 chikdren and acn you bekive that hisfirs was with a black woman...Marsha Hunt if I have this rifgt
        , @Jack D
        She claimed that it's because she's heavily pregnant so that "10 items or less" really means "10 items or less except for pregnant black women".
        , @Macumazahn
        Because Black Privilege means blacks don't have to obey the rules, and anyone who complains about it is racist.
        I was in the checkout line at Walmart one day, and a black woman was in front of me. She left the line, apparently to get some item she'd forgotten. When her turn came, she hadn't returned, so I moved my cart ahead of hers - just as I'd have done if she'd been a White woman. Unfortunately the checker hadn't quite finished with my items when the black woman finally returned, so I had to hear her complain that she'd been grievously wronged by me. I simply informed her, "You can't just abandon your cart and expect everyone else in line to wait for you to come back." To my amazement, she actually shut her mouth.
      3. Fifty years ago we landed on the moon. Today we worry about who landed on black self-esteem.

        Progress!

      4. Anonymous[214] • Disclaimer says:

        In a way, it is worth asking… how come blacks don’t want to go to black nations?

      5. • Replies: @Redneck farmer
        Or does she have witnesses that will commit perjury?
        , @Known Fact
        She should pick on someone her own size
      6. He’s a Democrat?

        Maybe now he’s a former Democrat

        If he isn’t, he’s an idiot.

        • Replies: @Kronos
        It'll be interesting how white liberals will vote in 2020. Some might switch to Trump, or they might intentionally vote third party and sabotage Democratic prospects.
        , @International Jew
        Whatever his political affiliation, the safe bet is that he'll be jobless by Monday.
      7. Anon[412] • Disclaimer says:

        This is the same MO as the Santa Monica Nike store basketball parents: Just yell and shout over other people so that nobody but you can say anything. Unfortunately, with the press standing there, they are patient and she’s got to know they are going to get his story, even it it takes an hour for her to wind down. Then they’ll make a video editing her part out.

        But the tactic of blacks seems to be, I can out-talk you, so I win!

        I’ve seen a thing where you repeat what your berater is saying, word for word, as they say it, as with a super synchronized echolalia . This done right can be so annoying that you shut them up. I wonder if anyone can do it or if it is a special tallent. Another tactic is the “Hey hey, ho ho, blah blah blah” chant.

        Also, I think that “Go back where you came from” is the new “noose,” in that white people are not obsessed with nooses, nor do they generally go around telling people to go back where they came from (especially to black people, sheesh), so the inclusion of a noose or a “Go back” is a pretty solid tell that the story is fiction. It’s projection of the “victim’s” false beliefs about what would happen to a real victim.

        This also a hilarious example of “Do you know who I am?”: Do you KNOW who I AM? I am a member of the Georgia state house of representatives!!!! I can change the official state flower to hibiscus!

      8. • Replies: @Truth
        Andy Kaufmann forgetting his lines and starting a fight with "Scot Irish" Michael Richards while two dudes play their dutiful wives.

        Wasn't TV great?
      9. That would make a great episode and Leslie Jones would be perfect in the role. I could also see an episode where Larry has 11 items and is waiting in a really long line, but sees there is nobody in line for the express lane. He goes to the 10 items or less express lane and gets reprimanded by Leslie Jones as the clerk and is forced to chose an item to put back. He is stubborn about which item. He also refuses to return it to the shelf himself.

        • Replies: @al gore rhythms
        A 'Curb Your Enthusiam' touch would be if Larry had tried to buy a packet of razor blades and a razor in one pack, but they were out of stock, so he has to buy them separately, then insists at the checkout that they should be counted as one item, meaning that he has 10 and not 11 items.
      10. “And it’s basically endless Larry David scenarios forever as people deploy their Intersectional Pokemon Points in petty squabbles over checkout lane privilege.”

        I have to confess that I miss Mr. Larry David.

      11. @Paul
        Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store by a white man who told me I was a lazy SOB and to go back to where I came from bc I had to [sic] many items in the express lane.


        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?

        ‘Why was she in the express lane with too many items?’

        Because she was black. This would be very typical behavior for them.

        • Replies: @Pericles
        "Ten items? What the hell is a ten? I ain't buying no ten."
        , @Twodees Partain
        Yep, and she was probably parked in a handicapped space as well. "Handiblacking" is a real thing. Just watch the handicapped parking spots and see how many able bodied black people walk out to the cars in those spots.
      12. I am starting to think that this Publix supermarket dispute may be more important than the Moon Landing in the big picture of things.

        For the record, blonde haired Eric Sparkes makes it clear that like Matthew Yglesias “He is CUBAN, NOT WHITE!”

        • Replies: @BengaliCanadianDude
        Oh lawdy, there's more 'a coming
        , @bomag
        For someone nine months pregnant who can't stand for long, Thomas seems happy enough to stand around and get attention far longer than a check-out line stint.
        , @Buck Ransom
        Why should Larry David for a single episode when he can create a new hit series out of this?

        Basic plot line: The soulful and sassy Erica Thomas moves into a Florida condo as the new roommate of AOC, Ilhan Omar and the other Squad ladies. Their next door neighbor is the irascible gay White Hispanic Cuban Eric Sparkes.

        Show's creator Larry David tosses the characters' intersectional Pokemon points into a Cuisinart and gets a frothy new concoction of batty POC hilarity every week. Think of it as The Golden Girls for current year.
        , @Twodees Partain
        "I am starting to think that this Publix supermarket dispute may be more important than the Moon Landing in the big picture of things."

        Maybe it is. I mean, at least in this case SOMETHING happened, and there's a video of it.
      13. Anon[412] • Disclaimer says:

        And I forgot:

        This is also another example of “Blacks don’t have to follow white man’s rules, as a component of restitution.”

        — Barbecues in non-barbecue areas

        — Use restaurant seats and bathrooms without buying anything

        — Buy stuff in stores and then take it out of the bag inside the store, refusing to show receipt upon exit

        — Use the express lane anytime, anywhere

        — Sleep in public areas posted otherwise

        — Use community pools where you don’t live

        — Decide that you don’t feel like cooperating with a cop or getting arrested that day (and get shot)

        • Replies: @Colin Wright
        'And I forgot...'

        I think you missed:

        blacks never tip

        they routinely walk out on restaurant bills

        they don't use their turn signals (not the biggest deal, but weird)
        , @J.Ross
        This is a good point, all their policy prescriptions boil down to "we don't have to follow the law."
        , @Known Fact
        Also forgot turnstyle-jumping. The kids learn this from when they are small enough to just walk under the bars.
      14. I see blond appropriation.

      15. I’m Larry David without the money. I was thrown out of the Corte Madera Safeway in 2009 for complaining when the checker accepted the Sal/Mex lady with about 50 items in the express lane. Sorta got my revenge, as the guy who tossed me (seemingly a manager at the time), these days not only is in charge of rounding up carts in the parking lot, but also has a big limp.

        • Replies: @ScarletNumber

        I’m Larry David without the money.
         
        This is known as being an asshole.
      16. Not the first time she’s alleged racism.

        The rules are now clear. If you are white, you may not insult, scold, reprimand, slight, snub, frown at, ignore or explain things to a black person, but also persons of other color.

        To do so is to perpetrate Racism, which is a maximal offense with no shades of severity.

        • Replies: @Anon
        The rules are now clear. If you are white, you may not insult, scold, reprimand, slight, snub, frown at, ignore or explain things to a black person, but also persons of other color.

        Don't forget smirk.
      17. Trump’s attitude seems to be having a trickle-down cultural effect, even among Democrats.

        I love that this regular white guy was willing to crash her presser, Andrew Breitbart-style, and argue on camera against her tale of Express Lane hate crimes. Perhaps it’s the beginning of a trend in which normal white people will no longer feel cowed into apologizing for every accusation thrown their way.

        P.S., when he said “go back where you came from,” he may have been referring to the regular, non-express line.

        P.P.S., I hope no one makes any racist comments about how each 20 oz. bottle of malt liquor shouldn’t count as a separate item, or anything like that.

        • Replies: @HammerJack
        https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-4533-1.jpg
        , @Ron Mexico
        "20 oz. bottle of malt liquor "
        20×2= 40oz, or fohty
        , @Jack D
        You must not be that familiar with the stuff. Colt 45 is sold in many sizes, but 20 oz. is not one of them. The classic size is the foty (40) ounce glass bottle. 20 oz. is not enough to fulfill Billy Dee Williams iconic advertising promise : "It works every time".

        The irony is that while malt liquor is known for being high in alcohol, the IPAs, etc. beloved by modern hipsters are often even higher. But the extra alcohol in malt liquor is created cheaply by adding fermentable sugar to wort instead of relatively expensive barley malt so malt liquor gives you the cheapest bang for your buck and there's little bitter hops to prevent you from quickly downing the stuff.
      18. Item to add to Derb’s talk.

        Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person, or a line where the checker is black.

        • Replies: @Thirdtwin
        "Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person..."

        ...because you'll end up behind three more black people who slide past you with more stuff for the first one to put on the EBT.
        , @TheMediumIsTheMassage
        Broke: "Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person, or a line where the checker is black."

        Woke: "Avoid living in an area where you are likely to encounter a black person behind a cash register or in the line with you".
        , @TelfoedJohn

        Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person, or a line where the checker is black.
         
        This what I informally call ‘African Time Travel’. Whenever at the supermarket, post office etc and there are blacks at the till or in the queue, time noticeably slows down.
      19. These two victim role-playing Democrats so deserve each other! A beautiful match. Cernovich says the guy has a 6 figure case if he pursues it.

      20. anon[150] • Disclaimer says:

        Now you know what it’s like to be a Jew and dream about having your own country separate and apart from your oppressors. I dream that dream, too. We’re all Zionists now.

        BTW, this is almost certainly a lie. An inordinate number of Leftists have been falsely claiming that some white person told them to “go back somewhere” or insulted them in some manner: 1) Pete Butt. lied about his father being called brown (he is indistinguishable from white) and being told to go home; 2) Kamala Harris recounted a similarly unlikely story at that last debate 3) Ted Lieu claimed that someone told him to “go back to China” once and now this …. it’s a copy cat. Same thing happened at the Kavanaugh hearing: some Leftist sent in a false accusation and was forced to recant.

        • Replies: @Twinkie
        Hilariously enough, “Go back to Beijing” was yelled by LEFTIST activists in the “Hey, this is library” incident at the very end.

        https://youtu.be/DHhy2Gk_xik
        , @Lot
        “Kamala Harris recounted a similarly unlikely story at that last debate”

        She said she wasn’t allowed to play with the white kids next door.

        That sounds exactly like... Berkeley in the late 1960s. Will she have a Bull Connor story at the next debate?
      21. Her hair looks like a sheared sheep!
        As I recall from working with them, this is typical behavior and mouth-running. So glad I now live in an almost exclusively White town in a likewise region of a highly White state. Oh, and crime and stress are extremely low, funny how that correlates.

        • Replies: @Colin Wright
        'Her hair looks like a sheared sheep!
        As I recall from working with them, this is typical behavior and mouth-running. So glad I now live in an almost exclusively White town in a likewise region of a highly White state. Oh, and crime and stress are extremely low, funny how that correlates.'


        And the people are so sweet! Kind of dim-witted, but that's okay.

        I never lived in an all-white area before. This is fun!
      22. @Hypnotoad666
        Trump's attitude seems to be having a trickle-down cultural effect, even among Democrats.

        I love that this regular white guy was willing to crash her presser, Andrew Breitbart-style, and argue on camera against her tale of Express Lane hate crimes. Perhaps it's the beginning of a trend in which normal white people will no longer feel cowed into apologizing for every accusation thrown their way.

        P.S., when he said "go back where you came from," he may have been referring to the regular, non-express line.

        P.P.S., I hope no one makes any racist comments about how each 20 oz. bottle of malt liquor shouldn't count as a separate item, or anything like that.

        • Replies: @The Alarmist

        "RACIST ... but honestly I'm just here trying to impress the women."
         
        Not the ones with the beards, I hope.
        , @Known Fact
        That's a protest? That's more pathetic than those "angry mobs" that would gather on Rocky & Bullwinkle and emit a half-hearted "Boo?"
      23. I can’t believe this blond haired, pale skin man can look in the mirror declare he’s not white. What a liar and a coward.

        • Replies: @bomag
        Yeah, I guess you could call it a tactic to get you through the day, but long term a guy like that needs to join and fight for his side, or else he'll just go down in a mopping up operation.
      24. —-The Prog Army immediately comes to Ms Thomas’ defense. Knowing absolutely nothing more than anyone else.

        —-“I’m Cuban! I am not White!” As ISteve has pointed out —–the Flight From White.

        —-Read Derbyshire. It’s more of a survival guide than anything.

        —-The entire event……In a word?…..Depressing. Very depressing.

        —-Publix , typical of current corporatism, washes it’s hands, like Pontius Pilate. (Yes it SAYS 10 items or less…..but we don’t enforce it. So it’s just a suggestion? Good to know. —-> Anarchy, eventually, of course.)

        —-as Hypnotoad mentioned: “Trump’s attitude seems to be having a trickle-down cultural effect, even among Democrats.” Indeed. Someone (ISteve? An ISteve commenter?) pointed out after Trump’s comments regarding The Squad: “That crashing noise you just heard was Trump shattering the Overton Window and moving it sharply to the right.”

        • Replies: @bomag

        ...Publix , typical of current corporatism, washes it’s hands, like Pontius Pilate. (Yes it SAYS 10 items or less…..but we don’t enforce it. So it’s just a suggestion? Good to know. —-> Anarchy, eventually, of course.)
         
        Good point.

        That's the thing: no penalty for caving to this racial anarchy; just hope someone else enforces decency.
        , @Alden
        Isn’t Publix in the southeast black Plague area? Like Ron Unz, I’ve experienced both blacks and Hispanics and anything is better than blacks.

        Off topic sort of. Just went to the convenient library 2 blocks away to make some copies. As usual, I cruised around and saw 2 books in the new book display. One was the 10,000 and 1 book about capturing Eichman. The other was a Tim Wise book, Flight From White, the story of his courageous battle against evil 👿 Whites.

        So I used my fingernails to remove the library bar code stickers , took them home and put them in the dumpster where they belong.
        If liberal Librarians can remove White history and literature and replace those books with anti White propaganda, I can remove their propaganda too. It’s my book, I paid the taxes to buy it.

        There’s a big round table in front of the door. June is LGBT undecided month. That table was packed with pro gay books for children and teens all month long. And the librarians wonder why kids don’t go to that library.
      25. Another reason retail shopping, in its current state, is almost dead.

        The future is members-only retail, with cameras everywhere in the store. Membership revocation for any anti-social or criminal crap. This is coming if not kneecapped by woke state or federal regulators.

        • Replies: @Ibound1
        Forget memberships. Once they show “disparate impact” in revocations, it’s all over. Shopping on-line, including for groceries, is the future. The Third World Freak and Horror Show is Amazon’s best friend.
        , @TheMediumIsTheMassage
        No, the future is the dissolution of affirmative action thanks to a brown Hispanic majority, and subsequently most blacks will be unable to afford to shop in places most white people shop in.
        , @Anonymous
        Right. In future we'll look back with amazement at the time when any stranger could walk into a store off the street and begin handling the merchandise.
      26. As not what minorities can do for your country, ask what your country can do for minorities.

      27. I don’t get it. What’s so bad about racism?

        Everyone reacts to a charge about racism as if it were something serious – like rape, murder or armed robbery. There are strong penalties against murder and felonious assault. But how can simple racism be considered anywhere near as serious as those crimes.

        Most of the time when many people condemn racism they really mean Nazism. I agree – Nazism was a very bad political ideology. But Nazis weren’t particularly interested in race. They hated Jews and the Jews are not a race. Anti-Antisemitism is an ancient hatred that grows out of religious hate. Western European Christians hated Jews as Christ-killers and other religious doctrines for a millennium before race was much of a concern in Europe and America.

        Modern Democratic Party leftists think of race in a very odd manner. Some of this derives from the academic Sociologists who are so confuse they think race is a human construct. This is a very anti-scientific notion. Modern Americans, Asians and Europeans generally believe in evolution and Darwin. The only big exception are some religious extremists. But humans are related to the great apes. We are quite close to chimpanzees and not quite as close to gorillas.

        Chimps have a handful of races and so do gorillas. It would be strange if humans had no races and all our closest relatives have several clear races.

        Race just has never until quite recently been a matter of much concern to human societies. But Americans act as if race and slavery are virtually the same thing. The earth has had slavery roughly between the two big revolutions – The Neolithic Revolution and the Industrial Revolution. Agriculture made keeping slaves economically sensible and the Industrial Revolution took that economic incentive away. In the 6,000 years that major nations had chattel slavery, most of those slaves were white. Only in the last few centuries were most of the biggest slaves populations predominately African.

        Most of the modern concern about race is just bad history.

        • Replies: @newrouter
        >Most of the modern concern about race is just bad history.<

        Mind the tip! Or place in line.
        , @Kronos
        It’s virtual signaling an entitlement to divine grace. In Tom Wolfe’s “The Bonfire of the Vanities” there’s a DA prosecutor from the Bronx with a British nanny. The prosecutor and his wife are worried the Brit is more classy than themselves. Then, the nanny complains that American Blacks don’t know how good they have it. The couple’s fears are dashed, she’s a bigot and thus lower on the social sophistication food chain.

        It’s one of the most powerful scenes that captures anti-racism smugness and stupidity. The prosecutor takes down Black Bronx denizens every day. The courthouse is filled with blacks all day long “The Chow” for the system. They’re all essentially guilty for rape, murder, and many such crimes. The Bronx is described as a once beautiful Jewish area until the Blacks came along and destroyed it. Yet the Prosecutor is granted a higher moral authority upon hearing those magical words of the nanny.

        My best guess is that white SJWs and Boomer Liberals view racism as correlated with low socio/economic class. If you hate the filth, you must live in or near it. Thus the continuous “gotcha” tricks those groups play on each other. If that social attitude reverses though, the majority of those people will flip on a dime. If your a urban liberal, you know blacks are “problematic.”
      28. And it’s basically endless Larry David scenarios forever as people deploy their Intersectional Pokemon Points in petty squabbles over checkout lane privilege.

        Except in Naples, Florida. Where they can’t get anyone to drive 35 miles to bag their groceries.

        • Replies: @reactionry
        When In Naples...Bag Your Own?

        Caesar was certainly coined and we can be reasonably certain that he did not coin the phrase, "Cum Romano Romanus eris"( for those who, like me, don't speak a lick of Latin, that's "When in Rome, do as the Romans do").
        According to Wikipedia the median family income in Naples, Florida is around $102,000 and 94% of its population is white and 4.5% is black. So...with respect to our particular Caesar and this particular city, one can be absolutely certain that the former would *not* agree with the saying, "Africa begins at Naples."

        Also see: Coming of Age/Age of Coming in Mid 20th Century America, Sears Roebuck catalogues- women's lingerie models, National Geographic Magaines - Nipples Begin At Africa

        See also: When in Judea-Render unto Caesar, When in Target Store - Avoid long lines by rendering card unto machine in self-checkout section
        , @Another Canadian
        At the Publix in Naples, Florida not only will they bag your groceries but they'll load them in your car, just like 1969. And it's even white folks doing it. Just don't go too far East of US-41.
      29. @Pat Boyle
        I don't get it. What's so bad about racism?

        Everyone reacts to a charge about racism as if it were something serious - like rape, murder or armed robbery. There are strong penalties against murder and felonious assault. But how can simple racism be considered anywhere near as serious as those crimes.

        Most of the time when many people condemn racism they really mean Nazism. I agree - Nazism was a very bad political ideology. But Nazis weren't particularly interested in race. They hated Jews and the Jews are not a race. Anti-Antisemitism is an ancient hatred that grows out of religious hate. Western European Christians hated Jews as Christ-killers and other religious doctrines for a millennium before race was much of a concern in Europe and America.

        Modern Democratic Party leftists think of race in a very odd manner. Some of this derives from the academic Sociologists who are so confuse they think race is a human construct. This is a very anti-scientific notion. Modern Americans, Asians and Europeans generally believe in evolution and Darwin. The only big exception are some religious extremists. But humans are related to the great apes. We are quite close to chimpanzees and not quite as close to gorillas.

        Chimps have a handful of races and so do gorillas. It would be strange if humans had no races and all our closest relatives have several clear races.

        Race just has never until quite recently been a matter of much concern to human societies. But Americans act as if race and slavery are virtually the same thing. The earth has had slavery roughly between the two big revolutions - The Neolithic Revolution and the Industrial Revolution. Agriculture made keeping slaves economically sensible and the Industrial Revolution took that economic incentive away. In the 6,000 years that major nations had chattel slavery, most of those slaves were white. Only in the last few centuries were most of the biggest slaves populations predominately African.

        Most of the modern concern about race is just bad history.

        >Most of the modern concern about race is just bad history.<

        Mind the tip! Or place in line.

      30. @anon
        Now you know what it's like to be a Jew and dream about having your own country separate and apart from your oppressors. I dream that dream, too. We're all Zionists now.

        BTW, this is almost certainly a lie. An inordinate number of Leftists have been falsely claiming that some white person told them to "go back somewhere" or insulted them in some manner: 1) Pete Butt. lied about his father being called brown (he is indistinguishable from white) and being told to go home; 2) Kamala Harris recounted a similarly unlikely story at that last debate 3) Ted Lieu claimed that someone told him to "go back to China" once and now this .... it's a copy cat. Same thing happened at the Kavanaugh hearing: some Leftist sent in a false accusation and was forced to recant.

        Hilariously enough, “Go back to Beijing” was yelled by LEFTIST activists in the “Hey, this is library” incident at the very end.

        • Agree: Diversity is Great!
        • Replies: @TheMediumIsTheMassage
        ...and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.
        , @J.Ross
        BLM and anti-Trump demonstrations have illustrated that this is not an incidental hypocrisy (asking a black cop if he knows he is the pawn of the Man, calling people homosexuals or virgins). They see Rovian nastiness as a way of silencing dissent as quickly as possible. The idea is to shock the other person into not being able to immediately respond (so the proper response would be to shoot out an instant "Oh, that's progressive," while you think of something really witty). The unapologetic sophistry of "systemic" gibberish means that nothing they do can make them "really" racist anyway.
      31. Did she have 23 items in a 10 items or fewer express lane or did she have 23 items in a 15 or fewer express lane? How big an asshole exactly is she?

        The proper verbal assault is to politely ask if they know how to count to 10 or 15 but the safe play is to only go to the grocery store first thing when they open and get all your shopping finished right then.

        • Replies: @Kronos
        It’s unlikely she could count that high.
        , @ScarletNumber

        the safe play is to only go to the grocery store first thing when they open and get all your shopping finished right then
         
        I tend to go late at night to avoid senior citizens.
        , @Anon
        the safe play is to only go to the grocery store first thing when they open and get all your shopping finished right then.

        I just did exactly this at Walmart yesterday at 6:00 am, specifically to avoid the riff-raff (oh, and the extra benefits of no traffic, crowds, sun, and heat).
      32. @mikeInThe716
        Another reason retail shopping, in its current state, is almost dead.

        The future is members-only retail, with cameras everywhere in the store. Membership revocation for any anti-social or criminal crap. This is coming if not kneecapped by woke state or federal regulators.

        Forget memberships. Once they show “disparate impact” in revocations, it’s all over. Shopping on-line, including for groceries, is the future. The Third World Freak and Horror Show is Amazon’s best friend.

      33. @Joe Magarac
        Item to add to Derb's talk.

        Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person, or a line where the checker is black.
         

        “Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person…”

        …because you’ll end up behind three more black people who slide past you with more stuff for the first one to put on the EBT.

      34. gp says:

        Black grocery shoppers here like to pull out fistfuls of debit cards at the register. Then they try each one, experimenting with various PINs. When all fail, they get on their phone and call several associates, asking for a working PIN. They may get one correct PIN, which allows them to pay for only a portion of the total purchase. So then they pick thru the groceries, selecting whichever items are essential, until the purchase total meets their funds. The store returns the rest to the shelves.

        Needless to say, this is a time-consuming process. Needful to say: it happens astonishingly often. The cashiers all have learned to roll with it.

        • Replies: @HenryA
        In a nearby Walmart I had the experience while on the express lane of having a Black woman dump out a jar of change on the counter (mostly pennies) and the expecting the cashier to count out the correct amount. Luckily I had lots of time to spare.
        , @Coemgen
        I have had a similar experience--many times--when I lived in the Massachusetts 7th Congressional District. I assume the debit cards are EBT cards. It was even odds whether or not the perpetrator was black or white there.
        , @anonymous
        Don't forget the big stack of paper EBT checks each one of which has to be endorsed and then recorded by the cashier in a written log. Never enough for the whole purchase. Then a long argument about certain items being on sale...the assistant manager must intervene and use her void card to reset the total. Coupons and curculars adduced as evidence.
        , @Alden
        Hmm maybe Persian Mexican Indian Asian Armenian Russian and all the nations of the world open unending immigration isn’t so bad.

        I’ve noticed that as California gets less and less black, the blacks, both government workers and those out in public get more and more civilized and polite.
      35. @Clifford Brown
        I am starting to think that this Publix supermarket dispute may be more important than the Moon Landing in the big picture of things.

        For the record, blonde haired Eric Sparkes makes it clear that like Matthew Yglesias "He is CUBAN, NOT WHITE!"

        https://twitter.com/CJenningsWSB/status/1152721424597114880

        Oh lawdy, there’s more ‘a coming

      36. He says he’s a Democrat

        Well, I’d say he’s now a former Democrat

      37. gp says:

        We saw Trump back down from a stupid bigmouthed bossy black woman this week, just like all of us have learned how to do from bitter experience. I was very disappointed when he capitulated, and pulled the rug out from under his base, disavowing “Send Her Back.” If he had held his ground a little longer, we might have finally been able to tear up the wretched American “Race Card” once and for all.

        • Replies: @AnotherDad

        We saw Trump back down from a stupid bigmouthed bossy black woman this week, just like all of us have learned how to do from bitter experience. I was very disappointed ...
         
        Trump has been a walking, talking bag of disappointment.

        An "alpha" male who can't even stand up to his own daughter and gives her mediocre jerkoff husband policy control where he serves up spectacularly bad, politically ruinous advice.

        I never expected reasoned, well argued nationalism from Trump--i try to be a realist. But just Orange-man-unleased would be an order of magnitude better than the pathetic pablum we've been served up.
      38. @anon
        Now you know what it's like to be a Jew and dream about having your own country separate and apart from your oppressors. I dream that dream, too. We're all Zionists now.

        BTW, this is almost certainly a lie. An inordinate number of Leftists have been falsely claiming that some white person told them to "go back somewhere" or insulted them in some manner: 1) Pete Butt. lied about his father being called brown (he is indistinguishable from white) and being told to go home; 2) Kamala Harris recounted a similarly unlikely story at that last debate 3) Ted Lieu claimed that someone told him to "go back to China" once and now this .... it's a copy cat. Same thing happened at the Kavanaugh hearing: some Leftist sent in a false accusation and was forced to recant.

        “Kamala Harris recounted a similarly unlikely story at that last debate”

        She said she wasn’t allowed to play with the white kids next door.

        That sounds exactly like… Berkeley in the late 1960s. Will she have a Bull Connor story at the next debate?

        • Replies: @Anthony Wayne
        I can believe that story. But I think Ms. Harris might be burying the lede..
      39. @Ibound1
        He’s a Democrat?

        Maybe now he’s a former Democrat

        If he isn’t, he’s an idiot.

        It’ll be interesting how white liberals will vote in 2020. Some might switch to Trump, or they might intentionally vote third party and sabotage Democratic prospects.

      40. @simple_pseudonymic_handle
        Did she have 23 items in a 10 items or fewer express lane or did she have 23 items in a 15 or fewer express lane? How big an asshole exactly is she?

        The proper verbal assault is to politely ask if they know how to count to 10 or 15 but the safe play is to only go to the grocery store first thing when they open and get all your shopping finished right then.

        It’s unlikely she could count that high.

      41. Today, I was linguistically battered

      42. @Lot
        “Kamala Harris recounted a similarly unlikely story at that last debate”

        She said she wasn’t allowed to play with the white kids next door.

        That sounds exactly like... Berkeley in the late 1960s. Will she have a Bull Connor story at the next debate?

        I can believe that story. But I think Ms. Harris might be burying the lede..

      43. @Ibound1
        He’s a Democrat?

        Maybe now he’s a former Democrat

        If he isn’t, he’s an idiot.

        Whatever his political affiliation, the safe bet is that he’ll be jobless by Monday.

      44. Anonymous[388] • Disclaimer says:

        Ilhan Omar was arrested in January 2013 for trespassing.

        https://www.pacificpundit.com/2019/02/13/ilhan-omar-arrested-trespassing-2013-mugshot/

        The incident took place on January 18, 2013 following an event at the Minneapolis Convention Center featuring former Somali President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud. The Somali president was set to stay the night at the Hotel Ivy, causing large groups of Somalis to follow the presidential convoy to the hotel, including Omar.

        According to the police report, hotel staff requested police assistance in clearing the lobby, saying that anyone without a hotel room key was not welcome on the premises and needed to leave immediately. The officer handling the incident said the majority of people who were asked to leave were compliant. However, Omar, when approached, was “argumentative” and refused to leave.

        “As she stood her ground and refused to leave I took hold of her left elbow to escort her from the lobby. Omar then pulled away from me stating, ‘Don’t put your hands on me!’ Others in her group complied and began walking toward the front entry/exit door as I ordered and I managed to coax Omar out with them,” the police report reads.

        Ten minutes after the original encounter, the officer reports finding Omar seated in a different area of the lobby. According to the officer’s account, Omar “remained defiant” as he informed her that she would be arrested for trespassing if she didn’t leave.

        • Replies: @Steve Sailer
        Somalis tend to have good reasons for hating other Somalis.
        , @ChrisZ
        That's an impressive smirk, especially for a mug shot.
        , @Chrisnonymous
        The movie Idiocracy got laughs out of its portrayal of the President, but imagine an entire Congress that acts like this.
        , @gp
        This trespassing arrest seems to be a part of a typical lefty protest, not a "criminal" trespass, so discount it.

        When I was a lefty in the 1980's, I tried to symbolically "stop" an atom bomb test by trespassing in Mercury, Nevada. I spent four days in the picturesque Goldfield jail. Once I was safely locked up, they detonated the weapon. "Hey hippies, listen to this! BOOOOM!"

        Carl Sagan was there at the protest too. I watched him attempt to start his stalled car; it was hilarious. And it was soooo hot there ... I saw a chicken lay an omelet!

        Today, in 2019, I now believe it's an excellent time to resume nuclear weapons testing. Above ground.
        , @Twodees Partain
        "Ten minutes after the original encounter, the officer reports finding Omar seated in a different area of the lobby. According to the officer’s account, Omar “remained defiant” as he informed her that she would be arrested for trespassing if she didn’t leave."

        See? She think she cute. That's how they be.
      45. Larry David might have run with that idea during the earlier seasons.

      46. @Paul
        Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store by a white man who told me I was a lazy SOB and to go back to where I came from bc I had to [sic] many items in the express lane.


        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?

        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?

        You’re assuming she can count that high.

        • Replies: @Counterinsurgency

        You’re assuming she can count that high.
         
        Not all that unlikely. People who can't count or can't read or both usually have some way of hiding it. Changing the subject by attacking is a common method.

        Counterinsurgency
      47. Y’all should see this new Movie, “Sword of Trust”. It’s about some quirky Jews in the south trying to sell a civil war sword to a bunch of retarded rednecks:

        Cynthia and Mary show up to collect Cynthia’s inheritance from her deceased grandfather, but the only item she receives is an antique sword that was believed by her grandfather to be proof that the South won the Civil War.

      48. Seriously, later on in this incident, the white guy declared that he wasn’t white, he is Cuban.

        I’m hoarding popcorn to see how this plays out later. A few years back that ultra-lib Yglesias guy admitted that with just one Hispanic (Cuban) grandparent, and upper class Cubans are basically White (see Rubio), he admitted he was basically just a White guy, but self identifies as ‘Hispanic.’

        Steve’s absolutely right on this. You get benefits for being a non-white, but everyone knows what the truth is. The bennies go away, you get a bunch more White people all of the sudden.

        Also, with shit like this, Blacks are rapidly wearing out their welcome on some of the righter leaning of the coalition of the fringes.

      49. Besides Leslie Jones, another actress who was good at portraying the angry motormouthed black woman was Debra Wilson, of the old show MadTV. I wonder if she could get away with doing the same bit today.

        • Replies: @South Texas Guy
        She's married to a White guy, though. It's not as big a contigent as Black guys who want White women, but there's a definite subcategory of Black chicks fed up with Black guys shit.

        As far as could she get away with it? Hell yeah! Harris is getting away with it, with her Jew hubby and all. Though to get down to brass tacks, she'd get away with it as long as it wasn't remotely right wing, or at least couched in a leftist motif. "I love Black people, but I hate ...."

        Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle made millions making White liberals feel OK about the unspoken feelings they had.
      50. @Anon
        And I forgot:

        This is also another example of "Blacks don't have to follow white man's rules, as a component of restitution."

        -- Barbecues in non-barbecue areas

        -- Use restaurant seats and bathrooms without buying anything

        -- Buy stuff in stores and then take it out of the bag inside the store, refusing to show receipt upon exit

        -- Use the express lane anytime, anywhere

        -- Sleep in public areas posted otherwise

        -- Use community pools where you don't live

        -- Decide that you don't feel like cooperating with a cop or getting arrested that day (and get shot)

        ‘And I forgot…’

        I think you missed:

        blacks never tip

        they routinely walk out on restaurant bills

        they don’t use their turn signals (not the biggest deal, but weird)

        • Replies: @Expletive Deleted

        they don’t use their turn signals (not the biggest deal, but weird)
         
        Indicating turns requires a concept of the future, rather than inhabiting an eternal present.
      51. Curb Your Racism could be a hit web series.
        Executive Producer: Ron Unz
        Director: Steve Sailer
        Writers: various members of the Unzitariat

        • Replies: @Alden
        May I be the first to volunteer?
      52. @Anonymous
        Ilhan Omar was arrested in January 2013 for trespassing.


        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx2qBjrUwAASP_6.jpg

        https://www.pacificpundit.com/2019/02/13/ilhan-omar-arrested-trespassing-2013-mugshot/

        The incident took place on January 18, 2013 following an event at the Minneapolis Convention Center featuring former Somali President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud. The Somali president was set to stay the night at the Hotel Ivy, causing large groups of Somalis to follow the presidential convoy to the hotel, including Omar.

        According to the police report, hotel staff requested police assistance in clearing the lobby, saying that anyone without a hotel room key was not welcome on the premises and needed to leave immediately. The officer handling the incident said the majority of people who were asked to leave were compliant. However, Omar, when approached, was “argumentative” and refused to leave.

        “As she stood her ground and refused to leave I took hold of her left elbow to escort her from the lobby. Omar then pulled away from me stating, ‘Don’t put your hands on me!’ Others in her group complied and began walking toward the front entry/exit door as I ordered and I managed to coax Omar out with them,” the police report reads.

        Ten minutes after the original encounter, the officer reports finding Omar seated in a different area of the lobby. According to the officer’s account, Omar “remained defiant” as he informed her that she would be arrested for trespassing if she didn’t leave.
         

        Somalis tend to have good reasons for hating other Somalis.

        • LOL: Chrisnonymous
        • Replies: @JohnnyD
        But those poor bastards in Minnesota are supposed to pretend Somalis are wonderful people to have around...
      53. To paraphrase Yoda, the testosterone is strong with this one.

      54. @Steve Sailer
        Somalis tend to have good reasons for hating other Somalis.

        But those poor bastards in Minnesota are supposed to pretend Somalis are wonderful people to have around…

      55. No doubt the old guy meant “go back to your original lane.”

      56. @Joe Magarac
        Item to add to Derb's talk.

        Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person, or a line where the checker is black.
         

        Broke: “Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person, or a line where the checker is black.”

        Woke: “Avoid living in an area where you are likely to encounter a black person behind a cash register or in the line with you”.

        • Agree: Colin Wright, bomag
        • Replies: @Truth
        Bespoke: Find a way to make enough money to live,around all upper middle-class and rich white people, and stop whining about how "duh man be holdin' duh white man daun."
      57. @Colin Wright
        'Why was she in the express lane with too many items?'

        Because she was black. This would be very typical behavior for them.

        Ten items? What the hell is a ten? I ain’t buying no ten.”

      58. @Twinkie
        Hilariously enough, “Go back to Beijing” was yelled by LEFTIST activists in the “Hey, this is library” incident at the very end.

        https://youtu.be/DHhy2Gk_xik

        …and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.

        • Replies: @Kronos
        It’s a long cycle of violence and distrust.

        https://youtu.be/ng9LMtcmqNs
        , @Twinkie

        many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.
         
        Why is it strange? First of all, it’s not uncommon among Asians to hold blacks in low regard. Moreover, Asian success in America completely demolishes the black narrative that whites hold nonwhites down.
        , @Johann Ricke

        …and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.
         
        It's not an ethnic or race thing. If Asian guy had been black, he'd have insulted the guy's mother. On average, blacks are just generally more hostile. Other blacks, whites, Hispanics, Asians - you name it - they'll find a reason to get bent out of shape. It's not an accident that blacks commit a lopsided number (7x that of whites on a per capita basis, and only if you count Hispanics as white) of murders, mostly against other blacks. That's what you get from a people that are angry all the time and spend most of their time around other blacks. And it's not that all blacks are hostile - blacks are just so at a much higher rate than other ethnicities.
        , @Colin Wright
        '…and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.'

        Asians shouldn't take it personally. Blacks hate everybody, and everybody hates them.
      59. @Clifford Brown
        https://twitter.com/itsericathomas/status/1152732976603680769

        Or does she have witnesses that will commit perjury?

      60. @gp
        Besides Leslie Jones, another actress who was good at portraying the angry motormouthed black woman was Debra Wilson, of the old show MadTV. I wonder if she could get away with doing the same bit today.

        She’s married to a White guy, though. It’s not as big a contigent as Black guys who want White women, but there’s a definite subcategory of Black chicks fed up with Black guys shit.

        As far as could she get away with it? Hell yeah! Harris is getting away with it, with her Jew hubby and all. Though to get down to brass tacks, she’d get away with it as long as it wasn’t remotely right wing, or at least couched in a leftist motif. “I love Black people, but I hate ….”

        Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle made millions making White liberals feel OK about the unspoken feelings they had.

        • Replies: @DCThrowback
        just liberals? Dave de-camped to South Africa for penance because all whites were laughing a bit too loud, not just shitlibs. We could use old Dave again tbqh - white liberals have moved off the reservation in the wake of Obama's Late Bronze Age Collapse.
      61. @mikeInThe716
        Another reason retail shopping, in its current state, is almost dead.

        The future is members-only retail, with cameras everywhere in the store. Membership revocation for any anti-social or criminal crap. This is coming if not kneecapped by woke state or federal regulators.

        No, the future is the dissolution of affirmative action thanks to a brown Hispanic majority, and subsequently most blacks will be unable to afford to shop in places most white people shop in.

        • Replies: @HammerJack
        Not sure why you'd say this. Affirmative Action may once have referred to advantaging blacks but it's morphing into disadvantaging whites. And blacks in the future will have more money due to adding "reparations" on top of all the other subsidies they enjoy.
        , @AnotherDad

        No, the future is the dissolution of affirmative action thanks to a brown Hispanic majority, and subsequently most blacks will be unable to afford to shop in places most white people shop in.
         
        Doubt it.

        When you have a multicultural "democracy"--even a phony showpiece one like we have--then you'll have political allocation of everything. It's baked in.

        The idea--that i've seen floated by some commenters here--that we can get back to some sort of "meriocratic" or "color blind" policies, is ludicrous. Those things are for beautiful, healthy, sane, one-people nations. Korea or Japan can have such policies, not the US.

        What i think is more likely in the coming Hispano heavy US is not "dissolution" of affirmative action but its "dilution". Many, many hads in the pie, less goodies for blacks, less moralistic preening about slavery and more nakedly political allocation--this for Hispanics, this for blacks, this for Asians, this for good-whites, this for muzzies, this for women, this for queers--and endless contention about the same.

        And what also seems likely is that we'll have imported the Latin racial system, with a mongrel white\Jewish\Asian\Latino but lighter ruling class, ruling over a mongrel white\Latino\jungle-Asian\black somewhat darker proletariat and a heavily black but somewhat black\Latino mongrel lumpen-prole class. (The Indians mute this up a bit, but their numbers aren't substantial enough to move the overall average class hues much.)

        In any case, i agree that they'll definitely be less black worship as the Jewish-brains\money and black-votes system of the Democrats and "legacy of slavery" moralizing\justification gives way and evolves in a far more Latinoized US.
      62. White people have many flaws. Among them higher iq , low time preference, and black of explosive violence. If White people routinely burned down Hal of US cities this sort of thing would never happen.

        Far far better to be feared than loved.

        • Replies: @TomSchmidt
        Actually, Machiavelli thinks it better to be loved, but since a Prince can only make himself feared, not loved, he should focus on fear.

        Machiavelli obviously never met Bernays or Cialdini.
      63. @Joe Magarac
        Item to add to Derb's talk.

        Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person, or a line where the checker is black.
         

        Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person, or a line where the checker is black.

        This what I informally call ‘African Time Travel’. Whenever at the supermarket, post office etc and there are blacks at the till or in the queue, time noticeably slows down.

      64. @Reg Cæsar

        And it’s basically endless Larry David scenarios forever as people deploy their Intersectional Pokemon Points in petty squabbles over checkout lane privilege.
         
        Except in Naples, Florida. Where they can't get anyone to drive 35 miles to bag their groceries.

        When In Naples…Bag Your Own?

        Caesar was certainly coined and we can be reasonably certain that he did not coin the phrase, “Cum Romano Romanus eris”( for those who, like me, don’t speak a lick of Latin, that’s “When in Rome, do as the Romans do”).
        According to Wikipedia the median family income in Naples, Florida is around $102,000 and 94% of its population is white and 4.5% is black. So…with respect to our particular Caesar and this particular city, one can be absolutely certain that the former would *not* agree with the saying, “Africa begins at Naples.”

        Also see: Coming of Age/Age of Coming in Mid 20th Century America, Sears Roebuck catalogues- women’s lingerie models, National Geographic Magaines – Nipples Begin At Africa

        See also: When in Judea-Render unto Caesar, When in Target Store – Avoid long lines by rendering card unto machine in self-checkout section

        • Replies: @bomag

        median family income in Naples, Florida is around $102,000 and 94% of its population is white and 4.5% is black.
         
        A bit misleading. Naples itself has around 20,000 people; surrounding Collier county is closing in on 400,000 with 25% Hispanic.
      65. @gp
        Black grocery shoppers here like to pull out fistfuls of debit cards at the register. Then they try each one, experimenting with various PINs. When all fail, they get on their phone and call several associates, asking for a working PIN. They may get one correct PIN, which allows them to pay for only a portion of the total purchase. So then they pick thru the groceries, selecting whichever items are essential, until the purchase total meets their funds. The store returns the rest to the shelves.

        Needless to say, this is a time-consuming process. Needful to say: it happens astonishingly often. The cashiers all have learned to roll with it.

        In a nearby Walmart I had the experience while on the express lane of having a Black woman dump out a jar of change on the counter (mostly pennies) and the expecting the cashier to count out the correct amount. Luckily I had lots of time to spare.

        • Replies: @Lot
        Smart phones have made waiting in checkout lines more pleasant. I suppose in the 1990s you could whip out a GameBoy, but most games did not allow saving, so it wasn’t that fun or practical in 4 minute blocks of time.

        The worst thing to be behind in the early 2000s was someone using the WIC welfare program coupons. The rules were complicated and there would be debates about what qualified. Every item seemed to require a bit of separate paperwork, even after food stamps had become debit cards.
        , @gp
        "a Black woman dump out a jar of change on the counter"

        I see enough old white women fiddling unnecessarily with change, so I discount it when black people do it. When I see an old white lady start to unzip a myriad of coin purses, I know I'm in for a wait. They'll take several minutes to try to find EXACT change to tender. Also old white people still use personal checks far more often than other shoppers do. There's plenty of old white folk that refuse to live in the 21st century. Some are quite proud that they don't know how to use a computer.
      66. @Paul
        Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store by a white man who told me I was a lazy SOB and to go back to where I came from bc I had to [sic] many items in the express lane.


        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?

        Maybe where she came from was the non-express lane?

        • Replies: @DCThrowback
        This is a simple and effective response that could've been used, but shows the man to be completely unwoke. So it probably went back on the shelf.
      67. “When you are in the express lane with too many items, you have to go back!”

        We are better than this, and together, we will prove it.

        Mathematically? I feel a musical coming on.

      68. @Reg Cæsar

        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?
         
        You're assuming she can count that high.

        You’re assuming she can count that high.

        Not all that unlikely. People who can’t count or can’t read or both usually have some way of hiding it. Changing the subject by attacking is a common method.

        Counterinsurgency

        • Agree: jim jones
      69. Lot says:
        @HenryA
        In a nearby Walmart I had the experience while on the express lane of having a Black woman dump out a jar of change on the counter (mostly pennies) and the expecting the cashier to count out the correct amount. Luckily I had lots of time to spare.

        Smart phones have made waiting in checkout lines more pleasant. I suppose in the 1990s you could whip out a GameBoy, but most games did not allow saving, so it wasn’t that fun or practical in 4 minute blocks of time.

        The worst thing to be behind in the early 2000s was someone using the WIC welfare program coupons. The rules were complicated and there would be debates about what qualified. Every item seemed to require a bit of separate paperwork, even after food stamps had become debit cards.

      70. Anon[294] • Disclaimer says:

        I called it, I called it!

        Also, I think that “Go back where you came from” is the new “noose,” in that white people are not obsessed with nooses, nor do they generally go around telling people to go back where they came from (especially to black people, sheesh), so the inclusion of a noose or a “Go back” is a pretty solid tell that the story is fiction. It’s projection of the “victim’s” false beliefs about what would happen to a real victim.

        Allow me to call out another liar:

        • Replies: @Alden
        Lieu isn’t as bad as Waxman was.... yet.
        , @Alden
        So some man got that 400 pd buzz cut thing pregnant. How could he?? What are the mechanics of it?

        Look at her.
        , @BengaliCanadianDude
        How can you say Lieu is a liar?
      71. @Marty
        I’m Larry David without the money. I was thrown out of the Corte Madera Safeway in 2009 for complaining when the checker accepted the Sal/Mex lady with about 50 items in the express lane. Sorta got my revenge, as the guy who tossed me (seemingly a manager at the time), these days not only is in charge of rounding up carts in the parking lot, but also has a big limp.

        I’m Larry David without the money.

        This is known as being an asshole.

        • Replies: @vinteuil

        This is known as being an asshole.
         
        Who are you calling an "asshole?" The guy who stuck up for the rules, or the guy who threw him out instead of the rule-breaker?
        , @Twodees Partain
        Wait, are you saying that Larry David isn't an asshole? I'm lost over here.
      72. @simple_pseudonymic_handle
        Did she have 23 items in a 10 items or fewer express lane or did she have 23 items in a 15 or fewer express lane? How big an asshole exactly is she?

        The proper verbal assault is to politely ask if they know how to count to 10 or 15 but the safe play is to only go to the grocery store first thing when they open and get all your shopping finished right then.

        the safe play is to only go to the grocery store first thing when they open and get all your shopping finished right then

        I tend to go late at night to avoid senior citizens.

      73. I love how she keeps saying “verbal assault” as if that was a thing.

        Also, I find it amusing that the big strong black woman mentions that her husband wasn’t there to defend her. Although, in my real life, I have found that I can’t talk to a married woman the same way I talk to a man, even if she insists on equal privileges.

        • Replies: @Alden
        A black woman has a husband???? It’s a miracle !!!!!
      74. @HammerJack
        https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-4533-1.jpg

        “RACIST … but honestly I’m just here trying to impress the women.”

        Not the ones with the beards, I hope.

      75. “he wasn’t white, he was Cuban”

        Ah, the joys of “racial” indentification in America. The faster y’all axe the “hispanic” ethnicity the better.

      76. @TheMediumIsTheMassage
        ...and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.

        It’s a long cycle of violence and distrust.

      77. @gp
        Black grocery shoppers here like to pull out fistfuls of debit cards at the register. Then they try each one, experimenting with various PINs. When all fail, they get on their phone and call several associates, asking for a working PIN. They may get one correct PIN, which allows them to pay for only a portion of the total purchase. So then they pick thru the groceries, selecting whichever items are essential, until the purchase total meets their funds. The store returns the rest to the shelves.

        Needless to say, this is a time-consuming process. Needful to say: it happens astonishingly often. The cashiers all have learned to roll with it.

        I have had a similar experience–many times–when I lived in the Massachusetts 7th Congressional District. I assume the debit cards are EBT cards. It was even odds whether or not the perpetrator was black or white there.

        • Replies: @Jack D
        Certain aid agencies (e.g. the Red Cross) give out prepaid debit cards (like gift cards) after hurricanes, etc. but at least in PA the gubmint gives you one Access card (the modern version of "food stamps") and it works every time. Shopping in West Philadelphia I have rarely seen a black female pay for their groceries other than with an Access card. When I see one paying with cash or a real credit card, it's a shock, like seeing a talking dog. I am tempted to ask them why they don't have an Access card like normal black people but of course I don't.
        , @gp
        "I assume the debit cards are EBT cards. " No, the EBT cards are recognizable. These seem to be stolen cards that are purchased and traded within "The Community."
      78. anonymous[409] • Disclaimer says:

        This guy’s offense is just basic Policing Black Bodies. Call him Express Lane Eric and move on.

      79. @PiltdownMan
        Not the first time she's alleged racism.

        The rules are now clear. If you are white, you may not insult, scold, reprimand, slight, snub, frown at, ignore or explain things to a black person, but also persons of other color.

        To do so is to perpetrate Racism, which is a maximal offense with no shades of severity.

        https://twitter.com/Hunter_Tylerr/status/1152749054603829248

        The rules are now clear. If you are white, you may not insult, scold, reprimand, slight, snub, frown at, ignore or explain things to a black person, but also persons of other color.

        Don’t forget smirk.

      80. Anon[319] • Disclaimer says:
        @simple_pseudonymic_handle
        Did she have 23 items in a 10 items or fewer express lane or did she have 23 items in a 15 or fewer express lane? How big an asshole exactly is she?

        The proper verbal assault is to politely ask if they know how to count to 10 or 15 but the safe play is to only go to the grocery store first thing when they open and get all your shopping finished right then.

        the safe play is to only go to the grocery store first thing when they open and get all your shopping finished right then.

        I just did exactly this at Walmart yesterday at 6:00 am, specifically to avoid the riff-raff (oh, and the extra benefits of no traffic, crowds, sun, and heat).

      81. anonymous[409] • Disclaimer says:
        @gp
        Black grocery shoppers here like to pull out fistfuls of debit cards at the register. Then they try each one, experimenting with various PINs. When all fail, they get on their phone and call several associates, asking for a working PIN. They may get one correct PIN, which allows them to pay for only a portion of the total purchase. So then they pick thru the groceries, selecting whichever items are essential, until the purchase total meets their funds. The store returns the rest to the shelves.

        Needless to say, this is a time-consuming process. Needful to say: it happens astonishingly often. The cashiers all have learned to roll with it.

        Don’t forget the big stack of paper EBT checks each one of which has to be endorsed and then recorded by the cashier in a written log. Never enough for the whole purchase. Then a long argument about certain items being on sale…the assistant manager must intervene and use her void card to reset the total. Coupons and curculars adduced as evidence.

      82. @ScarletNumber

        I’m Larry David without the money.
         
        This is known as being an asshole.

        This is known as being an asshole.

        Who are you calling an “asshole?” The guy who stuck up for the rules, or the guy who threw him out instead of the rule-breaker?

        • Replies: @Anon

        Who you calling an “asshole?”
         
        Larry David, if you read the comment through again.
      83. @Anonymous
        Ilhan Omar was arrested in January 2013 for trespassing.


        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx2qBjrUwAASP_6.jpg

        https://www.pacificpundit.com/2019/02/13/ilhan-omar-arrested-trespassing-2013-mugshot/

        The incident took place on January 18, 2013 following an event at the Minneapolis Convention Center featuring former Somali President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud. The Somali president was set to stay the night at the Hotel Ivy, causing large groups of Somalis to follow the presidential convoy to the hotel, including Omar.

        According to the police report, hotel staff requested police assistance in clearing the lobby, saying that anyone without a hotel room key was not welcome on the premises and needed to leave immediately. The officer handling the incident said the majority of people who were asked to leave were compliant. However, Omar, when approached, was “argumentative” and refused to leave.

        “As she stood her ground and refused to leave I took hold of her left elbow to escort her from the lobby. Omar then pulled away from me stating, ‘Don’t put your hands on me!’ Others in her group complied and began walking toward the front entry/exit door as I ordered and I managed to coax Omar out with them,” the police report reads.

        Ten minutes after the original encounter, the officer reports finding Omar seated in a different area of the lobby. According to the officer’s account, Omar “remained defiant” as he informed her that she would be arrested for trespassing if she didn’t leave.
         

        That’s an impressive smirk, especially for a mug shot.

      84. @MikeatMikedotMike
        https://youtu.be/bN5vhvIAqY8

        Andy Kaufmann forgetting his lines and starting a fight with “Scot Irish” Michael Richards while two dudes play their dutiful wives.

        Wasn’t TV great?

      85. @Kyle
        That would make a great episode and Leslie Jones would be perfect in the role. I could also see an episode where Larry has 11 items and is waiting in a really long line, but sees there is nobody in line for the express lane. He goes to the 10 items or less express lane and gets reprimanded by Leslie Jones as the clerk and is forced to chose an item to put back. He is stubborn about which item. He also refuses to return it to the shelf himself.

        A ‘Curb Your Enthusiam’ touch would be if Larry had tried to buy a packet of razor blades and a razor in one pack, but they were out of stock, so he has to buy them separately, then insists at the checkout that they should be counted as one item, meaning that he has 10 and not 11 items.

      86. @TheMediumIsTheMassage
        Broke: "Whenever possible, avoid getting in line behind a black person, or a line where the checker is black."

        Woke: "Avoid living in an area where you are likely to encounter a black person behind a cash register or in the line with you".

        Bespoke: Find a way to make enough money to live,around all upper middle-class and rich white people, and stop whining about how “duh man be holdin’ duh white man daun.”

      87. @Paul
        Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store by a white man who told me I was a lazy SOB and to go back to where I came from bc I had to [sic] many items in the express lane.


        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?

        Why aren’t express lane cash registers programmed to accept no more than, say, 13 items when the line says 10? Ring up the 13, then to the back of the line with you.

      88. @Hypnotoad666
        Trump's attitude seems to be having a trickle-down cultural effect, even among Democrats.

        I love that this regular white guy was willing to crash her presser, Andrew Breitbart-style, and argue on camera against her tale of Express Lane hate crimes. Perhaps it's the beginning of a trend in which normal white people will no longer feel cowed into apologizing for every accusation thrown their way.

        P.S., when he said "go back where you came from," he may have been referring to the regular, non-express line.

        P.P.S., I hope no one makes any racist comments about how each 20 oz. bottle of malt liquor shouldn't count as a separate item, or anything like that.

        “20 oz. bottle of malt liquor ”
        20×2= 40oz, or fohty

      89. @Whiskey
        White people have many flaws. Among them higher iq , low time preference, and black of explosive violence. If White people routinely burned down Hal of US cities this sort of thing would never happen.

        Far far better to be feared than loved.

        Actually, Machiavelli thinks it better to be loved, but since a Prince can only make himself feared, not loved, he should focus on fear.

        Machiavelli obviously never met Bernays or Cialdini.

      90. ATTN: things that didn’t happen department.

      91. @Reg Cæsar

        And it’s basically endless Larry David scenarios forever as people deploy their Intersectional Pokemon Points in petty squabbles over checkout lane privilege.
         
        Except in Naples, Florida. Where they can't get anyone to drive 35 miles to bag their groceries.

        At the Publix in Naples, Florida not only will they bag your groceries but they’ll load them in your car, just like 1969. And it’s even white folks doing it. Just don’t go too far East of US-41.

        • Replies: @Reg Cæsar

        At the Publix in Naples, Florida not only will they bag your groceries but they’ll load them in your car, just like 1969. And it’s even white folks doing it. Just don’t go too far East of US-41.
         
        They must really have jacked up the wages. My source may be a decade or two behind the times.

        They once had a horrible "labor shortage" because the town was isolated and unaffordable. I worked a temp weekend at a festival there almost 30 years ago. Almost all of us had driven down from Ft Myers.

        It's not that they mistreated the working class. They didn't even have a working class to mistreat.
      92. @Paul
        Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store by a white man who told me I was a lazy SOB and to go back to where I came from bc I had to [sic] many items in the express lane.


        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?

        She prolly had a pissing contest with the cashier over which items were EBT eligible and which ones were cash only. It could be worse though; try getting behind Ereeka, Afreeka and Moneeka as they argue amongst themselves and the cashier about whose shit is whose from a single cartful of eligible and ineligible items– all to be processed as a single transaction with cash and an EBT card.

        Don’t laugh; I’ve seen it happen with my own lyin’ eyes.

      93. @Anonymous
        Ilhan Omar was arrested in January 2013 for trespassing.


        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx2qBjrUwAASP_6.jpg

        https://www.pacificpundit.com/2019/02/13/ilhan-omar-arrested-trespassing-2013-mugshot/

        The incident took place on January 18, 2013 following an event at the Minneapolis Convention Center featuring former Somali President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud. The Somali president was set to stay the night at the Hotel Ivy, causing large groups of Somalis to follow the presidential convoy to the hotel, including Omar.

        According to the police report, hotel staff requested police assistance in clearing the lobby, saying that anyone without a hotel room key was not welcome on the premises and needed to leave immediately. The officer handling the incident said the majority of people who were asked to leave were compliant. However, Omar, when approached, was “argumentative” and refused to leave.

        “As she stood her ground and refused to leave I took hold of her left elbow to escort her from the lobby. Omar then pulled away from me stating, ‘Don’t put your hands on me!’ Others in her group complied and began walking toward the front entry/exit door as I ordered and I managed to coax Omar out with them,” the police report reads.

        Ten minutes after the original encounter, the officer reports finding Omar seated in a different area of the lobby. According to the officer’s account, Omar “remained defiant” as he informed her that she would be arrested for trespassing if she didn’t leave.
         

        The movie Idiocracy got laughs out of its portrayal of the President, but imagine an entire Congress that acts like this.

      94. @Colin Wright
        'And I forgot...'

        I think you missed:

        blacks never tip

        they routinely walk out on restaurant bills

        they don't use their turn signals (not the biggest deal, but weird)

        they don’t use their turn signals (not the biggest deal, but weird)

        Indicating turns requires a concept of the future, rather than inhabiting an eternal present.

      95. @JimDandy
        Maybe where she came from was the non-express lane?

        This is a simple and effective response that could’ve been used, but shows the man to be completely unwoke. So it probably went back on the shelf.

        • Replies: @Jack D
        He didn't make that response because he never said "go back where you came from" in the 1st place. She's just lying.
      96. @South Texas Guy
        She's married to a White guy, though. It's not as big a contigent as Black guys who want White women, but there's a definite subcategory of Black chicks fed up with Black guys shit.

        As far as could she get away with it? Hell yeah! Harris is getting away with it, with her Jew hubby and all. Though to get down to brass tacks, she'd get away with it as long as it wasn't remotely right wing, or at least couched in a leftist motif. "I love Black people, but I hate ...."

        Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle made millions making White liberals feel OK about the unspoken feelings they had.

        just liberals? Dave de-camped to South Africa for penance because all whites were laughing a bit too loud, not just shitlibs. We could use old Dave again tbqh – white liberals have moved off the reservation in the wake of Obama’s Late Bronze Age Collapse.

      97. @Paul
        Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store by a white man who told me I was a lazy SOB and to go back to where I came from bc I had to [sic] many items in the express lane.


        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?

        She ain’t no Brown Sugar and that is for sure, She is just a huge hulking lesbi looking creation, by what God I do not know. Preggy or not who can tell with this shemale monster…..is this our fate? I hope the Iranian Republican guard never see this or we are doomed. And a Derb hat tip. Mick J ahs 8 chikdren and acn you bekive that hisfirs was with a black woman…Marsha Hunt if I have this rifgt

      98. @Hypnotoad666
        Trump's attitude seems to be having a trickle-down cultural effect, even among Democrats.

        I love that this regular white guy was willing to crash her presser, Andrew Breitbart-style, and argue on camera against her tale of Express Lane hate crimes. Perhaps it's the beginning of a trend in which normal white people will no longer feel cowed into apologizing for every accusation thrown their way.

        P.S., when he said "go back where you came from," he may have been referring to the regular, non-express line.

        P.P.S., I hope no one makes any racist comments about how each 20 oz. bottle of malt liquor shouldn't count as a separate item, or anything like that.

        You must not be that familiar with the stuff. Colt 45 is sold in many sizes, but 20 oz. is not one of them. The classic size is the foty (40) ounce glass bottle. 20 oz. is not enough to fulfill Billy Dee Williams iconic advertising promise : “It works every time”.

        The irony is that while malt liquor is known for being high in alcohol, the IPAs, etc. beloved by modern hipsters are often even higher. But the extra alcohol in malt liquor is created cheaply by adding fermentable sugar to wort instead of relatively expensive barley malt so malt liquor gives you the cheapest bang for your buck and there’s little bitter hops to prevent you from quickly downing the stuff.

        • Replies: @Ozymandias
        "The classic size is the foty (40) ounce glass bottle."

        Known by all who consume them as "a brick."
      99. @Clifford Brown
        I am starting to think that this Publix supermarket dispute may be more important than the Moon Landing in the big picture of things.

        For the record, blonde haired Eric Sparkes makes it clear that like Matthew Yglesias "He is CUBAN, NOT WHITE!"

        https://twitter.com/CJenningsWSB/status/1152721424597114880

        For someone nine months pregnant who can’t stand for long, Thomas seems happy enough to stand around and get attention far longer than a check-out line stint.

      100. @DCThrowback
        This is a simple and effective response that could've been used, but shows the man to be completely unwoke. So it probably went back on the shelf.

        He didn’t make that response because he never said “go back where you came from” in the 1st place. She’s just lying.

      101. @OP
        I can't believe this blond haired, pale skin man can look in the mirror declare he's not white. What a liar and a coward.

        Yeah, I guess you could call it a tactic to get you through the day, but long term a guy like that needs to join and fight for his side, or else he’ll just go down in a mopping up operation.

      102. @Coemgen
        I have had a similar experience--many times--when I lived in the Massachusetts 7th Congressional District. I assume the debit cards are EBT cards. It was even odds whether or not the perpetrator was black or white there.

        Certain aid agencies (e.g. the Red Cross) give out prepaid debit cards (like gift cards) after hurricanes, etc. but at least in PA the gubmint gives you one Access card (the modern version of “food stamps”) and it works every time. Shopping in West Philadelphia I have rarely seen a black female pay for their groceries other than with an Access card. When I see one paying with cash or a real credit card, it’s a shock, like seeing a talking dog. I am tempted to ask them why they don’t have an Access card like normal black people but of course I don’t.

      103. @Fred C Dobbs
        ----The Prog Army immediately comes to Ms Thomas' defense. Knowing absolutely nothing more than anyone else.

        ----"I'm Cuban! I am not White!" As ISteve has pointed out -----the Flight From White.

        ----Read Derbyshire. It's more of a survival guide than anything.

        ----The entire event......In a word?.....Depressing. Very depressing.

        ----Publix , typical of current corporatism, washes it's hands, like Pontius Pilate. (Yes it SAYS 10 items or less.....but we don't enforce it. So it's just a suggestion? Good to know. ----> Anarchy, eventually, of course.)

        ----as Hypnotoad mentioned: "Trump’s attitude seems to be having a trickle-down cultural effect, even among Democrats." Indeed. Someone (ISteve? An ISteve commenter?) pointed out after Trump's comments regarding The Squad: "That crashing noise you just heard was Trump shattering the Overton Window and moving it sharply to the right."

        …Publix , typical of current corporatism, washes it’s hands, like Pontius Pilate. (Yes it SAYS 10 items or less…..but we don’t enforce it. So it’s just a suggestion? Good to know. —-> Anarchy, eventually, of course.)

        Good point.

        That’s the thing: no penalty for caving to this racial anarchy; just hope someone else enforces decency.

      104. @Paul
        Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store by a white man who told me I was a lazy SOB and to go back to where I came from bc I had to [sic] many items in the express lane.


        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?

        She claimed that it’s because she’s heavily pregnant so that “10 items or less” really means “10 items or less except for pregnant black women”.

      105. @reactionry
        When In Naples...Bag Your Own?

        Caesar was certainly coined and we can be reasonably certain that he did not coin the phrase, "Cum Romano Romanus eris"( for those who, like me, don't speak a lick of Latin, that's "When in Rome, do as the Romans do").
        According to Wikipedia the median family income in Naples, Florida is around $102,000 and 94% of its population is white and 4.5% is black. So...with respect to our particular Caesar and this particular city, one can be absolutely certain that the former would *not* agree with the saying, "Africa begins at Naples."

        Also see: Coming of Age/Age of Coming in Mid 20th Century America, Sears Roebuck catalogues- women's lingerie models, National Geographic Magaines - Nipples Begin At Africa

        See also: When in Judea-Render unto Caesar, When in Target Store - Avoid long lines by rendering card unto machine in self-checkout section

        median family income in Naples, Florida is around $102,000 and 94% of its population is white and 4.5% is black.

        A bit misleading. Naples itself has around 20,000 people; surrounding Collier county is closing in on 400,000 with 25% Hispanic.

      106. @Coemgen
        I have had a similar experience--many times--when I lived in the Massachusetts 7th Congressional District. I assume the debit cards are EBT cards. It was even odds whether or not the perpetrator was black or white there.

        “I assume the debit cards are EBT cards. ” No, the EBT cards are recognizable. These seem to be stolen cards that are purchased and traded within “The Community.”

      107. gp says:
        @HenryA
        In a nearby Walmart I had the experience while on the express lane of having a Black woman dump out a jar of change on the counter (mostly pennies) and the expecting the cashier to count out the correct amount. Luckily I had lots of time to spare.

        “a Black woman dump out a jar of change on the counter”

        I see enough old white women fiddling unnecessarily with change, so I discount it when black people do it. When I see an old white lady start to unzip a myriad of coin purses, I know I’m in for a wait. They’ll take several minutes to try to find EXACT change to tender. Also old white people still use personal checks far more often than other shoppers do. There’s plenty of old white folk that refuse to live in the 21st century. Some are quite proud that they don’t know how to use a computer.

      108. gp says:
        @Anonymous
        Ilhan Omar was arrested in January 2013 for trespassing.


        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx2qBjrUwAASP_6.jpg

        https://www.pacificpundit.com/2019/02/13/ilhan-omar-arrested-trespassing-2013-mugshot/

        The incident took place on January 18, 2013 following an event at the Minneapolis Convention Center featuring former Somali President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud. The Somali president was set to stay the night at the Hotel Ivy, causing large groups of Somalis to follow the presidential convoy to the hotel, including Omar.

        According to the police report, hotel staff requested police assistance in clearing the lobby, saying that anyone without a hotel room key was not welcome on the premises and needed to leave immediately. The officer handling the incident said the majority of people who were asked to leave were compliant. However, Omar, when approached, was “argumentative” and refused to leave.

        “As she stood her ground and refused to leave I took hold of her left elbow to escort her from the lobby. Omar then pulled away from me stating, ‘Don’t put your hands on me!’ Others in her group complied and began walking toward the front entry/exit door as I ordered and I managed to coax Omar out with them,” the police report reads.

        Ten minutes after the original encounter, the officer reports finding Omar seated in a different area of the lobby. According to the officer’s account, Omar “remained defiant” as he informed her that she would be arrested for trespassing if she didn’t leave.
         

        This trespassing arrest seems to be a part of a typical lefty protest, not a “criminal” trespass, so discount it.

        When I was a lefty in the 1980’s, I tried to symbolically “stop” an atom bomb test by trespassing in Mercury, Nevada. I spent four days in the picturesque Goldfield jail. Once I was safely locked up, they detonated the weapon. “Hey hippies, listen to this! BOOOOM!”

        Carl Sagan was there at the protest too. I watched him attempt to start his stalled car; it was hilarious. And it was soooo hot there … I saw a chicken lay an omelet!

        Today, in 2019, I now believe it’s an excellent time to resume nuclear weapons testing. Above ground.

        • Replies: @Colin Wright
        'Today, in 2019, I now believe it’s an excellent time to resume nuclear weapons testing. Above ground.'

        The dust could help to fight global warming. We could disarm Israel and cool the planet at the same time.
      109. @vinteuil

        This is known as being an asshole.
         
        Who are you calling an "asshole?" The guy who stuck up for the rules, or the guy who threw him out instead of the rule-breaker?

        Who you calling an “asshole?”

        Larry David, if you read the comment through again.

      110. >my husband is overseas
        >I get to use the express lane because I’m pregnant
        It’s entirely possible that she got pregnant before he deployed, but being that this is a black female politician who called a press conference because someone verbally criticized her, I would bet on “unextinguishable dumpster fire.”

      111. @Anon
        And I forgot:

        This is also another example of "Blacks don't have to follow white man's rules, as a component of restitution."

        -- Barbecues in non-barbecue areas

        -- Use restaurant seats and bathrooms without buying anything

        -- Buy stuff in stores and then take it out of the bag inside the store, refusing to show receipt upon exit

        -- Use the express lane anytime, anywhere

        -- Sleep in public areas posted otherwise

        -- Use community pools where you don't live

        -- Decide that you don't feel like cooperating with a cop or getting arrested that day (and get shot)

        This is a good point, all their policy prescriptions boil down to “we don’t have to follow the law.”

      112. @Twinkie
        Hilariously enough, “Go back to Beijing” was yelled by LEFTIST activists in the “Hey, this is library” incident at the very end.

        https://youtu.be/DHhy2Gk_xik

        BLM and anti-Trump demonstrations have illustrated that this is not an incidental hypocrisy (asking a black cop if he knows he is the pawn of the Man, calling people homosexuals or virgins). They see Rovian nastiness as a way of silencing dissent as quickly as possible. The idea is to shock the other person into not being able to immediately respond (so the proper response would be to shoot out an instant “Oh, that’s progressive,” while you think of something really witty). The unapologetic sophistry of “systemic” gibberish means that nothing they do can make them “really” racist anyway.

      113. @Jack D
        You must not be that familiar with the stuff. Colt 45 is sold in many sizes, but 20 oz. is not one of them. The classic size is the foty (40) ounce glass bottle. 20 oz. is not enough to fulfill Billy Dee Williams iconic advertising promise : "It works every time".

        The irony is that while malt liquor is known for being high in alcohol, the IPAs, etc. beloved by modern hipsters are often even higher. But the extra alcohol in malt liquor is created cheaply by adding fermentable sugar to wort instead of relatively expensive barley malt so malt liquor gives you the cheapest bang for your buck and there's little bitter hops to prevent you from quickly downing the stuff.

        “The classic size is the foty (40) ounce glass bottle.”

        Known by all who consume them as “a brick.”

      114. (played by Leslie Jones)……… enough screams that woman Susie Essman on Curb. God’s honest truth, I never watched more than three minutes of the pathetic so called Seinfeld show but have watched many Curb episodes

      115. @Clifford Brown
        https://twitter.com/itsericathomas/status/1152732976603680769

        She should pick on someone her own size

      116. @Anon
        And I forgot:

        This is also another example of "Blacks don't have to follow white man's rules, as a component of restitution."

        -- Barbecues in non-barbecue areas

        -- Use restaurant seats and bathrooms without buying anything

        -- Buy stuff in stores and then take it out of the bag inside the store, refusing to show receipt upon exit

        -- Use the express lane anytime, anywhere

        -- Sleep in public areas posted otherwise

        -- Use community pools where you don't live

        -- Decide that you don't feel like cooperating with a cop or getting arrested that day (and get shot)

        Also forgot turnstyle-jumping. The kids learn this from when they are small enough to just walk under the bars.

      117. @HammerJack
        https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-4533-1.jpg

        That’s a protest? That’s more pathetic than those “angry mobs” that would gather on Rocky & Bullwinkle and emit a half-hearted “Boo?”

        • Replies: @HammerJack
        It's a spoof, which should be obvious at least by the time you read the last placard on the right. From the Babylon Bee.
      118. “Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged!”

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wboz-_KKVg4&feature=youtu.be

      119. @Paul
        Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store by a white man who told me I was a lazy SOB and to go back to where I came from bc I had to [sic] many items in the express lane.


        Why was she in the express lane with too many items?

        Because Black Privilege means blacks don’t have to obey the rules, and anyone who complains about it is racist.
        I was in the checkout line at Walmart one day, and a black woman was in front of me. She left the line, apparently to get some item she’d forgotten. When her turn came, she hadn’t returned, so I moved my cart ahead of hers – just as I’d have done if she’d been a White woman. Unfortunately the checker hadn’t quite finished with my items when the black woman finally returned, so I had to hear her complain that she’d been grievously wronged by me. I simply informed her, “You can’t just abandon your cart and expect everyone else in line to wait for you to come back.” To my amazement, she actually shut her mouth.

        • Replies: @Jim Don Bob
        Good for you.
      120. @Clifford Brown
        I am starting to think that this Publix supermarket dispute may be more important than the Moon Landing in the big picture of things.

        For the record, blonde haired Eric Sparkes makes it clear that like Matthew Yglesias "He is CUBAN, NOT WHITE!"

        https://twitter.com/CJenningsWSB/status/1152721424597114880

        Why should Larry David for a single episode when he can create a new hit series out of this?

        Basic plot line: The soulful and sassy Erica Thomas moves into a Florida condo as the new roommate of AOC, Ilhan Omar and the other Squad ladies. Their next door neighbor is the irascible gay White Hispanic Cuban Eric Sparkes.

        Show’s creator Larry David tosses the characters’ intersectional Pokemon points into a Cuisinart and gets a frothy new concoction of batty POC hilarity every week. Think of it as The Golden Girls for current year.

      121. Ted Lieu needs no excuse to attack Whites. I keep telling the Persians he’s one of the reasons their top grades kids can’t get into UCLA. And why all the government employees are blacks and browns. Not all Persians are rich. They’d like equal opportunity instead of affirmative action for blacks and browns

        It’s probably the Whitest district in Los Angeles but has been electing anti White Congress critters since Henry Waxman began his first term.

        It’s a real gerrymander. It slithers along the coast from Malibu to Inglewood &Compton and then jumps over several miles to include Beverly Hills

      122. @Colin Wright
        'Why was she in the express lane with too many items?'

        Because she was black. This would be very typical behavior for them.

        Yep, and she was probably parked in a handicapped space as well. “Handiblacking” is a real thing. Just watch the handicapped parking spots and see how many able bodied black people walk out to the cars in those spots.

        • Replies: @BengaliCanadianDude

        handicapped
         
        Isn't being black already a disability?
      123. @BenKenobi
        Curb Your Racism could be a hit web series.
        Executive Producer: Ron Unz
        Director: Steve Sailer
        Writers: various members of the Unzitariat

        May I be the first to volunteer?

      124. @ScarletNumber

        I’m Larry David without the money.
         
        This is known as being an asshole.

        Wait, are you saying that Larry David isn’t an asshole? I’m lost over here.

      125. @Anon
        I called it, I called it!

        Also, I think that “Go back where you came from” is the new “noose,” in that white people are not obsessed with nooses, nor do they generally go around telling people to go back where they came from (especially to black people, sheesh), so the inclusion of a noose or a “Go back” is a pretty solid tell that the story is fiction. It’s projection of the “victim’s” false beliefs about what would happen to a real victim.
         
        https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/1152764007008407553

        Allow me to call out another liar:

        https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1150467027879911424

        Lieu isn’t as bad as Waxman was…. yet.

      126. @ScarletNumber
        I love how she keeps saying "verbal assault" as if that was a thing.

        Also, I find it amusing that the big strong black woman mentions that her husband wasn't there to defend her. Although, in my real life, I have found that I can't talk to a married woman the same way I talk to a man, even if she insists on equal privileges.

        A black woman has a husband???? It’s a miracle !!!!!

      127. @Anonymous
        Ilhan Omar was arrested in January 2013 for trespassing.


        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx2qBjrUwAASP_6.jpg

        https://www.pacificpundit.com/2019/02/13/ilhan-omar-arrested-trespassing-2013-mugshot/

        The incident took place on January 18, 2013 following an event at the Minneapolis Convention Center featuring former Somali President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud. The Somali president was set to stay the night at the Hotel Ivy, causing large groups of Somalis to follow the presidential convoy to the hotel, including Omar.

        According to the police report, hotel staff requested police assistance in clearing the lobby, saying that anyone without a hotel room key was not welcome on the premises and needed to leave immediately. The officer handling the incident said the majority of people who were asked to leave were compliant. However, Omar, when approached, was “argumentative” and refused to leave.

        “As she stood her ground and refused to leave I took hold of her left elbow to escort her from the lobby. Omar then pulled away from me stating, ‘Don’t put your hands on me!’ Others in her group complied and began walking toward the front entry/exit door as I ordered and I managed to coax Omar out with them,” the police report reads.

        Ten minutes after the original encounter, the officer reports finding Omar seated in a different area of the lobby. According to the officer’s account, Omar “remained defiant” as he informed her that she would be arrested for trespassing if she didn’t leave.
         

        “Ten minutes after the original encounter, the officer reports finding Omar seated in a different area of the lobby. According to the officer’s account, Omar “remained defiant” as he informed her that she would be arrested for trespassing if she didn’t leave.”

        See? She think she cute. That’s how they be.

      128. @Anon
        I called it, I called it!

        Also, I think that “Go back where you came from” is the new “noose,” in that white people are not obsessed with nooses, nor do they generally go around telling people to go back where they came from (especially to black people, sheesh), so the inclusion of a noose or a “Go back” is a pretty solid tell that the story is fiction. It’s projection of the “victim’s” false beliefs about what would happen to a real victim.
         
        https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/1152764007008407553

        Allow me to call out another liar:

        https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1150467027879911424

        So some man got that 400 pd buzz cut thing pregnant. How could he?? What are the mechanics of it?

        Look at her.

      129. @Clifford Brown
        I am starting to think that this Publix supermarket dispute may be more important than the Moon Landing in the big picture of things.

        For the record, blonde haired Eric Sparkes makes it clear that like Matthew Yglesias "He is CUBAN, NOT WHITE!"

        https://twitter.com/CJenningsWSB/status/1152721424597114880

        “I am starting to think that this Publix supermarket dispute may be more important than the Moon Landing in the big picture of things.”

        Maybe it is. I mean, at least in this case SOMETHING happened, and there’s a video of it.

      130. @Pat Boyle
        I don't get it. What's so bad about racism?

        Everyone reacts to a charge about racism as if it were something serious - like rape, murder or armed robbery. There are strong penalties against murder and felonious assault. But how can simple racism be considered anywhere near as serious as those crimes.

        Most of the time when many people condemn racism they really mean Nazism. I agree - Nazism was a very bad political ideology. But Nazis weren't particularly interested in race. They hated Jews and the Jews are not a race. Anti-Antisemitism is an ancient hatred that grows out of religious hate. Western European Christians hated Jews as Christ-killers and other religious doctrines for a millennium before race was much of a concern in Europe and America.

        Modern Democratic Party leftists think of race in a very odd manner. Some of this derives from the academic Sociologists who are so confuse they think race is a human construct. This is a very anti-scientific notion. Modern Americans, Asians and Europeans generally believe in evolution and Darwin. The only big exception are some religious extremists. But humans are related to the great apes. We are quite close to chimpanzees and not quite as close to gorillas.

        Chimps have a handful of races and so do gorillas. It would be strange if humans had no races and all our closest relatives have several clear races.

        Race just has never until quite recently been a matter of much concern to human societies. But Americans act as if race and slavery are virtually the same thing. The earth has had slavery roughly between the two big revolutions - The Neolithic Revolution and the Industrial Revolution. Agriculture made keeping slaves economically sensible and the Industrial Revolution took that economic incentive away. In the 6,000 years that major nations had chattel slavery, most of those slaves were white. Only in the last few centuries were most of the biggest slaves populations predominately African.

        Most of the modern concern about race is just bad history.

        It’s virtual signaling an entitlement to divine grace. In Tom Wolfe’s “The Bonfire of the Vanities” there’s a DA prosecutor from the Bronx with a British nanny. The prosecutor and his wife are worried the Brit is more classy than themselves. Then, the nanny complains that American Blacks don’t know how good they have it. The couple’s fears are dashed, she’s a bigot and thus lower on the social sophistication food chain.

        It’s one of the most powerful scenes that captures anti-racism smugness and stupidity. The prosecutor takes down Black Bronx denizens every day. The courthouse is filled with blacks all day long “The Chow” for the system. They’re all essentially guilty for rape, murder, and many such crimes. The Bronx is described as a once beautiful Jewish area until the Blacks came along and destroyed it. Yet the Prosecutor is granted a higher moral authority upon hearing those magical words of the nanny.

        My best guess is that white SJWs and Boomer Liberals view racism as correlated with low socio/economic class. If you hate the filth, you must live in or near it. Thus the continuous “gotcha” tricks those groups play on each other. If that social attitude reverses though, the majority of those people will flip on a dime. If your a urban liberal, you know blacks are “problematic.”

        • Replies: @The Last Real Calvinist

        In Tom Wolfe’s “The Bonfire of the Vanities” there’s a DA prosecutor from the Bronx with a British nanny. The prosecutor and his wife are worried the Brit is more classy than themselves. Then, the nanny complains that American Blacks don’t know how good they have it. The couple’s fears are dashed, she’s a bigot and thus lower on the social sophistication food chain.
         
        This is one of Wolfe's most perfect crystallizations of the zeitgeist; it instantly illuminates a whole landscape of postmodern class consciousness and virtue signaling.

        The DA and his wife think they're sophisticates, but they're far too provincial to be capable of assessing their Brit nanny's status. She delivers her faux pas, fortunately in their eyes, in the class arena that they feel is paramount, i.e. egalitarianism. The flock of ironies zooming around in this scene is dazzling.
      131. @gp
        Black grocery shoppers here like to pull out fistfuls of debit cards at the register. Then they try each one, experimenting with various PINs. When all fail, they get on their phone and call several associates, asking for a working PIN. They may get one correct PIN, which allows them to pay for only a portion of the total purchase. So then they pick thru the groceries, selecting whichever items are essential, until the purchase total meets their funds. The store returns the rest to the shelves.

        Needless to say, this is a time-consuming process. Needful to say: it happens astonishingly often. The cashiers all have learned to roll with it.

        Hmm maybe Persian Mexican Indian Asian Armenian Russian and all the nations of the world open unending immigration isn’t so bad.

        I’ve noticed that as California gets less and less black, the blacks, both government workers and those out in public get more and more civilized and polite.

      132. I’ve experienced increasing black hostility toward whites these days … it’s called empowerment for POC I guess. Many blacks appear to relish forcing whites to experience a bit of inconvenience … or a bit of administrative abuse when circumstances permit. They find it humorous. It’s the new Black Privilege to get a chuckle or two at our experience by exploiting their newfound power. This is now embedded in our culture.

        Three cameos within the last year:

        1. A black stocker at a local grocery store was blocking the aisle with his cart. He knew he was blocking the aisle because he looked me straight in the eye with a defiant look, “What are you going to do about it, white guy?” A normal encounter with a stocker blocking the aisle is, “Oops, I’m sorry,” as he relocates his cart.

        2. We were at the airport being directed to a lane for the security check. There were three lanes. The two outside lanes were backed up and the middle lane was empty. The agent directing people into lanes motioned us into one of the backed-up lanes. She was black.

        Looking over my shoulder, I wondered why the agent directed us into a lane that was backed up. Oh, I get it. I noticed that the center lane was reserved for POC … blacks to the “front of the bus”, as it were.

        3. My number came up for the interview for Global Entry to expedite going through customs. I was shunted into a cubicle. The agent was an overweight POC. She went down her checklist of questions. “Have you ever been arrested? Have you ever been …?” She questioned every answer I gave, repeatedly accusing me of being a liar and not being aware of the way the world worked.

        After it was over, I mentioned to my wife that the agent was hostile and there was no way I would be approved for Global Entry. I was approved … but I’m sure the agent got a chuckle or two over her macro-aggressions toward whites with the full knowledge and confidence she could get away with it.

        • Replies: @Colin Wright
        '...Many blacks appear to relish forcing whites to experience a bit of inconvenience … or a bit of administrative abuse when circumstances permit. They find it humorous...'

        It's worse for Hispanics. Blacks really seem to resent Hispanics.

        Blacks resent the fact that everybody is better than they are. Deep down inside, they accept this with whites -- in a sense -- but it really chaps their hide to discover they're even inferior to frigging Mexicans.
      133. @TheMediumIsTheMassage
        No, the future is the dissolution of affirmative action thanks to a brown Hispanic majority, and subsequently most blacks will be unable to afford to shop in places most white people shop in.

        Not sure why you’d say this. Affirmative Action may once have referred to advantaging blacks but it’s morphing into disadvantaging whites. And blacks in the future will have more money due to adding “reparations” on top of all the other subsidies they enjoy.

      134. Express checkout lane

        Occam’s Razor suggests that maybe she just can’t count to ten (arithmetic is hard) and overreacted out of frustration and embarrassment when someone pointed out she had more than ten items.

      135. @gp
        We saw Trump back down from a stupid bigmouthed bossy black woman this week, just like all of us have learned how to do from bitter experience. I was very disappointed when he capitulated, and pulled the rug out from under his base, disavowing "Send Her Back." If he had held his ground a little longer, we might have finally been able to tear up the wretched American "Race Card" once and for all.

        We saw Trump back down from a stupid bigmouthed bossy black woman this week, just like all of us have learned how to do from bitter experience. I was very disappointed …

        Trump has been a walking, talking bag of disappointment.

        An “alpha” male who can’t even stand up to his own daughter and gives her mediocre jerkoff husband policy control where he serves up spectacularly bad, politically ruinous advice.

        I never expected reasoned, well argued nationalism from Trump–i try to be a realist. But just Orange-man-unleased would be an order of magnitude better than the pathetic pablum we’ve been served up.

        • Replies: @Alden
        Meh, I never expect anything from Republicans since Nixon imposed affirmative action and the opening to China.
        Trump makes the liberals go insane. That makes me happy. You should have heard some of the liberals I know the day after the election.

        “He’s going to abolish abortion and Medicare the day he becomes President” “ He’s going to ban immigration and then what will happen to all those wonderful Chinese Drs.” “ He’s a fascist”. “ He’s anti Semitic “. “Fascist fascist fascist “

        I just sat there and gloated.
        , @Jim Don Bob
        I am afraid I have to agree with you. He's having a great time on Twitter forcing Pelosi to defend the Squad, but really what has been done about immigration? Where, for instance, is E-Verify, which could be imposed administratively? Why is he proposing or accepting the idea that H1-B visas should be increased?

        Someone who should know told me he believes whatever he was told by the last person he talked to.
        , @Anonymous

        Trump has been a walking, talking bag of disappointment.
         
        What else could he have done about the "Send her back" chant?
      136. @TheMediumIsTheMassage
        ...and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.

        many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.

        Why is it strange? First of all, it’s not uncommon among Asians to hold blacks in low regard. Moreover, Asian success in America completely demolishes the black narrative that whites hold nonwhites down.

        • Replies: @Colin Wright
        '...Moreover, Asian success in America completely demolishes the black narrative that whites hold nonwhites down.'

        Everyone's success in America demolishes the black narrative that whites hold nonwhites down.

        When I taught in East LA, practically all the Hispanics were first-generation. Think about why.
      137. @TheMediumIsTheMassage
        ...and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.

        …and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.

        It’s not an ethnic or race thing. If Asian guy had been black, he’d have insulted the guy’s mother. On average, blacks are just generally more hostile. Other blacks, whites, Hispanics, Asians – you name it – they’ll find a reason to get bent out of shape. It’s not an accident that blacks commit a lopsided number (7x that of whites on a per capita basis, and only if you count Hispanics as white) of murders, mostly against other blacks. That’s what you get from a people that are angry all the time and spend most of their time around other blacks. And it’s not that all blacks are hostile – blacks are just so at a much higher rate than other ethnicities.

        • Agree: Twinkie
        • Replies: @Alden
        I agree. There’s a lot more fights in majority black neighborhoods schools and workplaces than there are in mixed.
      138. @Anon
        I called it, I called it!

        Also, I think that “Go back where you came from” is the new “noose,” in that white people are not obsessed with nooses, nor do they generally go around telling people to go back where they came from (especially to black people, sheesh), so the inclusion of a noose or a “Go back” is a pretty solid tell that the story is fiction. It’s projection of the “victim’s” false beliefs about what would happen to a real victim.
         
        https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/1152764007008407553

        Allow me to call out another liar:

        https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1150467027879911424

        How can you say Lieu is a liar?

      139. @Fred C Dobbs
        ----The Prog Army immediately comes to Ms Thomas' defense. Knowing absolutely nothing more than anyone else.

        ----"I'm Cuban! I am not White!" As ISteve has pointed out -----the Flight From White.

        ----Read Derbyshire. It's more of a survival guide than anything.

        ----The entire event......In a word?.....Depressing. Very depressing.

        ----Publix , typical of current corporatism, washes it's hands, like Pontius Pilate. (Yes it SAYS 10 items or less.....but we don't enforce it. So it's just a suggestion? Good to know. ----> Anarchy, eventually, of course.)

        ----as Hypnotoad mentioned: "Trump’s attitude seems to be having a trickle-down cultural effect, even among Democrats." Indeed. Someone (ISteve? An ISteve commenter?) pointed out after Trump's comments regarding The Squad: "That crashing noise you just heard was Trump shattering the Overton Window and moving it sharply to the right."

        Isn’t Publix in the southeast black Plague area? Like Ron Unz, I’ve experienced both blacks and Hispanics and anything is better than blacks.

        Off topic sort of. Just went to the convenient library 2 blocks away to make some copies. As usual, I cruised around and saw 2 books in the new book display. One was the 10,000 and 1 book about capturing Eichman. The other was a Tim Wise book, Flight From White, the story of his courageous battle against evil 👿 Whites.

        So I used my fingernails to remove the library bar code stickers , took them home and put them in the dumpster where they belong.
        If liberal Librarians can remove White history and literature and replace those books with anti White propaganda, I can remove their propaganda too. It’s my book, I paid the taxes to buy it.

        There’s a big round table in front of the door. June is LGBT undecided month. That table was packed with pro gay books for children and teens all month long. And the librarians wonder why kids don’t go to that library.

      140. @AnotherDad

        We saw Trump back down from a stupid bigmouthed bossy black woman this week, just like all of us have learned how to do from bitter experience. I was very disappointed ...
         
        Trump has been a walking, talking bag of disappointment.

        An "alpha" male who can't even stand up to his own daughter and gives her mediocre jerkoff husband policy control where he serves up spectacularly bad, politically ruinous advice.

        I never expected reasoned, well argued nationalism from Trump--i try to be a realist. But just Orange-man-unleased would be an order of magnitude better than the pathetic pablum we've been served up.

        Meh, I never expect anything from Republicans since Nixon imposed affirmative action and the opening to China.
        Trump makes the liberals go insane. That makes me happy. You should have heard some of the liberals I know the day after the election.

        “He’s going to abolish abortion and Medicare the day he becomes President” “ He’s going to ban immigration and then what will happen to all those wonderful Chinese Drs.” “ He’s a fascist”. “ He’s anti Semitic “. “Fascist fascist fascist “

        I just sat there and gloated.

        • Replies: @Colin Wright
        '...You should have heard some of the liberals I know the day after the election.

        “He’s going to abolish abortion and Medicare the day he becomes President” “ He’s going to ban immigration and then what will happen to all those wonderful Chinese Drs.” “ He’s a fascist”. “ He’s anti Semitic “. “Fascist fascist fascist “

        I just sat there and gloated.'

        But none of them actually emigrated to Canada. Did they? Did they?
      141. @Johann Ricke

        …and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.
         
        It's not an ethnic or race thing. If Asian guy had been black, he'd have insulted the guy's mother. On average, blacks are just generally more hostile. Other blacks, whites, Hispanics, Asians - you name it - they'll find a reason to get bent out of shape. It's not an accident that blacks commit a lopsided number (7x that of whites on a per capita basis, and only if you count Hispanics as white) of murders, mostly against other blacks. That's what you get from a people that are angry all the time and spend most of their time around other blacks. And it's not that all blacks are hostile - blacks are just so at a much higher rate than other ethnicities.

        I agree. There’s a lot more fights in majority black neighborhoods schools and workplaces than there are in mixed.

      142. @TheMediumIsTheMassage
        No, the future is the dissolution of affirmative action thanks to a brown Hispanic majority, and subsequently most blacks will be unable to afford to shop in places most white people shop in.

        No, the future is the dissolution of affirmative action thanks to a brown Hispanic majority, and subsequently most blacks will be unable to afford to shop in places most white people shop in.

        Doubt it.

        When you have a multicultural “democracy”–even a phony showpiece one like we have–then you’ll have political allocation of everything. It’s baked in.

        The idea–that i’ve seen floated by some commenters here–that we can get back to some sort of “meriocratic” or “color blind” policies, is ludicrous. Those things are for beautiful, healthy, sane, one-people nations. Korea or Japan can have such policies, not the US.

        What i think is more likely in the coming Hispano heavy US is not “dissolution” of affirmative action but its “dilution”. Many, many hads in the pie, less goodies for blacks, less moralistic preening about slavery and more nakedly political allocation–this for Hispanics, this for blacks, this for Asians, this for good-whites, this for muzzies, this for women, this for queers–and endless contention about the same.

        And what also seems likely is that we’ll have imported the Latin racial system, with a mongrel white\Jewish\Asian\Latino but lighter ruling class, ruling over a mongrel white\Latino\jungle-Asian\black somewhat darker proletariat and a heavily black but somewhat black\Latino mongrel lumpen-prole class. (The Indians mute this up a bit, but their numbers aren’t substantial enough to move the overall average class hues much.)

        In any case, i agree that they’ll definitely be less black worship as the Jewish-brains\money and black-votes system of the Democrats and “legacy of slavery” moralizing\justification gives way and evolves in a far more Latinoized US.

      143. @gp
        This trespassing arrest seems to be a part of a typical lefty protest, not a "criminal" trespass, so discount it.

        When I was a lefty in the 1980's, I tried to symbolically "stop" an atom bomb test by trespassing in Mercury, Nevada. I spent four days in the picturesque Goldfield jail. Once I was safely locked up, they detonated the weapon. "Hey hippies, listen to this! BOOOOM!"

        Carl Sagan was there at the protest too. I watched him attempt to start his stalled car; it was hilarious. And it was soooo hot there ... I saw a chicken lay an omelet!

        Today, in 2019, I now believe it's an excellent time to resume nuclear weapons testing. Above ground.

        ‘Today, in 2019, I now believe it’s an excellent time to resume nuclear weapons testing. Above ground.’

        The dust could help to fight global warming. We could disarm Israel and cool the planet at the same time.

      144. @Kronos
        It’s virtual signaling an entitlement to divine grace. In Tom Wolfe’s “The Bonfire of the Vanities” there’s a DA prosecutor from the Bronx with a British nanny. The prosecutor and his wife are worried the Brit is more classy than themselves. Then, the nanny complains that American Blacks don’t know how good they have it. The couple’s fears are dashed, she’s a bigot and thus lower on the social sophistication food chain.

        It’s one of the most powerful scenes that captures anti-racism smugness and stupidity. The prosecutor takes down Black Bronx denizens every day. The courthouse is filled with blacks all day long “The Chow” for the system. They’re all essentially guilty for rape, murder, and many such crimes. The Bronx is described as a once beautiful Jewish area until the Blacks came along and destroyed it. Yet the Prosecutor is granted a higher moral authority upon hearing those magical words of the nanny.

        My best guess is that white SJWs and Boomer Liberals view racism as correlated with low socio/economic class. If you hate the filth, you must live in or near it. Thus the continuous “gotcha” tricks those groups play on each other. If that social attitude reverses though, the majority of those people will flip on a dime. If your a urban liberal, you know blacks are “problematic.”

        In Tom Wolfe’s “The Bonfire of the Vanities” there’s a DA prosecutor from the Bronx with a British nanny. The prosecutor and his wife are worried the Brit is more classy than themselves. Then, the nanny complains that American Blacks don’t know how good they have it. The couple’s fears are dashed, she’s a bigot and thus lower on the social sophistication food chain.

        This is one of Wolfe’s most perfect crystallizations of the zeitgeist; it instantly illuminates a whole landscape of postmodern class consciousness and virtue signaling.

        The DA and his wife think they’re sophisticates, but they’re far too provincial to be capable of assessing their Brit nanny’s status. She delivers her faux pas, fortunately in their eyes, in the class arena that they feel is paramount, i.e. egalitarianism. The flock of ironies zooming around in this scene is dazzling.

        • Replies: @Kronos
        The man could write, none can ever deny that. He also possessed extraordinary insight and foresight.
      145. @Twinkie

        many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.
         
        Why is it strange? First of all, it’s not uncommon among Asians to hold blacks in low regard. Moreover, Asian success in America completely demolishes the black narrative that whites hold nonwhites down.

        ‘…Moreover, Asian success in America completely demolishes the black narrative that whites hold nonwhites down.’

        Everyone’s success in America demolishes the black narrative that whites hold nonwhites down.

        When I taught in East LA, practically all the Hispanics were first-generation. Think about why.

      146. @TheMediumIsTheMassage
        ...and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.

        ‘…and it was yelled by a black person, who routinely mock Asians. In fact I have noticed many black people have a strange deep-seated contempt and hatred for Asians.’

        Asians shouldn’t take it personally. Blacks hate everybody, and everybody hates them.

      147. @AmericanNationalist
        Her hair looks like a sheared sheep!
        As I recall from working with them, this is typical behavior and mouth-running. So glad I now live in an almost exclusively White town in a likewise region of a highly White state. Oh, and crime and stress are extremely low, funny how that correlates.

        ‘Her hair looks like a sheared sheep!
        As I recall from working with them, this is typical behavior and mouth-running. So glad I now live in an almost exclusively White town in a likewise region of a highly White state. Oh, and crime and stress are extremely low, funny how that correlates.’

        And the people are so sweet! Kind of dim-witted, but that’s okay.

        I never lived in an all-white area before. This is fun!

      148. @Macumazahn
        Because Black Privilege means blacks don't have to obey the rules, and anyone who complains about it is racist.
        I was in the checkout line at Walmart one day, and a black woman was in front of me. She left the line, apparently to get some item she'd forgotten. When her turn came, she hadn't returned, so I moved my cart ahead of hers - just as I'd have done if she'd been a White woman. Unfortunately the checker hadn't quite finished with my items when the black woman finally returned, so I had to hear her complain that she'd been grievously wronged by me. I simply informed her, "You can't just abandon your cart and expect everyone else in line to wait for you to come back." To my amazement, she actually shut her mouth.

        Good for you.

      149. @Alden
        Meh, I never expect anything from Republicans since Nixon imposed affirmative action and the opening to China.
        Trump makes the liberals go insane. That makes me happy. You should have heard some of the liberals I know the day after the election.

        “He’s going to abolish abortion and Medicare the day he becomes President” “ He’s going to ban immigration and then what will happen to all those wonderful Chinese Drs.” “ He’s a fascist”. “ He’s anti Semitic “. “Fascist fascist fascist “

        I just sat there and gloated.

        ‘…You should have heard some of the liberals I know the day after the election.

        “He’s going to abolish abortion and Medicare the day he becomes President” “ He’s going to ban immigration and then what will happen to all those wonderful Chinese Drs.” “ He’s a fascist”. “ He’s anti Semitic “. “Fascist fascist fascist “

        I just sat there and gloated.’

        But none of them actually emigrated to Canada. Did they? Did they?

      150. @TheJester
        I've experienced increasing black hostility toward whites these days ... it's called empowerment for POC I guess. Many blacks appear to relish forcing whites to experience a bit of inconvenience ... or a bit of administrative abuse when circumstances permit. They find it humorous. It's the new Black Privilege to get a chuckle or two at our experience by exploiting their newfound power. This is now embedded in our culture.

        Three cameos within the last year:

        1. A black stocker at a local grocery store was blocking the aisle with his cart. He knew he was blocking the aisle because he looked me straight in the eye with a defiant look, "What are you going to do about it, white guy?" A normal encounter with a stocker blocking the aisle is, "Oops, I'm sorry," as he relocates his cart.

        2. We were at the airport being directed to a lane for the security check. There were three lanes. The two outside lanes were backed up and the middle lane was empty. The agent directing people into lanes motioned us into one of the backed-up lanes. She was black.

        Looking over my shoulder, I wondered why the agent directed us into a lane that was backed up. Oh, I get it. I noticed that the center lane was reserved for POC ... blacks to the "front of the bus", as it were.

        3. My number came up for the interview for Global Entry to expedite going through customs. I was shunted into a cubicle. The agent was an overweight POC. She went down her checklist of questions. "Have you ever been arrested? Have you ever been ...?" She questioned every answer I gave, repeatedly accusing me of being a liar and not being aware of the way the world worked.

        After it was over, I mentioned to my wife that the agent was hostile and there was no way I would be approved for Global Entry. I was approved ... but I'm sure the agent got a chuckle or two over her macro-aggressions toward whites with the full knowledge and confidence she could get away with it.

        ‘…Many blacks appear to relish forcing whites to experience a bit of inconvenience … or a bit of administrative abuse when circumstances permit. They find it humorous…’

        It’s worse for Hispanics. Blacks really seem to resent Hispanics.

        Blacks resent the fact that everybody is better than they are. Deep down inside, they accept this with whites — in a sense — but it really chaps their hide to discover they’re even inferior to frigging Mexicans.

      151. @The Last Real Calvinist

        In Tom Wolfe’s “The Bonfire of the Vanities” there’s a DA prosecutor from the Bronx with a British nanny. The prosecutor and his wife are worried the Brit is more classy than themselves. Then, the nanny complains that American Blacks don’t know how good they have it. The couple’s fears are dashed, she’s a bigot and thus lower on the social sophistication food chain.
         
        This is one of Wolfe's most perfect crystallizations of the zeitgeist; it instantly illuminates a whole landscape of postmodern class consciousness and virtue signaling.

        The DA and his wife think they're sophisticates, but they're far too provincial to be capable of assessing their Brit nanny's status. She delivers her faux pas, fortunately in their eyes, in the class arena that they feel is paramount, i.e. egalitarianism. The flock of ironies zooming around in this scene is dazzling.

        The man could write, none can ever deny that. He also possessed extraordinary insight and foresight.

      152. @AnotherDad

        We saw Trump back down from a stupid bigmouthed bossy black woman this week, just like all of us have learned how to do from bitter experience. I was very disappointed ...
         
        Trump has been a walking, talking bag of disappointment.

        An "alpha" male who can't even stand up to his own daughter and gives her mediocre jerkoff husband policy control where he serves up spectacularly bad, politically ruinous advice.

        I never expected reasoned, well argued nationalism from Trump--i try to be a realist. But just Orange-man-unleased would be an order of magnitude better than the pathetic pablum we've been served up.

        I am afraid I have to agree with you. He’s having a great time on Twitter forcing Pelosi to defend the Squad, but really what has been done about immigration? Where, for instance, is E-Verify, which could be imposed administratively? Why is he proposing or accepting the idea that H1-B visas should be increased?

        Someone who should know told me he believes whatever he was told by the last person he talked to.

      153. @Twodees Partain
        Yep, and she was probably parked in a handicapped space as well. "Handiblacking" is a real thing. Just watch the handicapped parking spots and see how many able bodied black people walk out to the cars in those spots.

        handicapped

        Isn’t being black already a disability?

        • Replies: @Twodees Partain
        Some of them appear to think that it is. It's actually a privileged status.
      154. @Another Canadian
        At the Publix in Naples, Florida not only will they bag your groceries but they'll load them in your car, just like 1969. And it's even white folks doing it. Just don't go too far East of US-41.

        At the Publix in Naples, Florida not only will they bag your groceries but they’ll load them in your car, just like 1969. And it’s even white folks doing it. Just don’t go too far East of US-41.

        They must really have jacked up the wages. My source may be a decade or two behind the times.

        They once had a horrible “labor shortage” because the town was isolated and unaffordable. I worked a temp weekend at a festival there almost 30 years ago. Almost all of us had driven down from Ft Myers.

        It’s not that they mistreated the working class. They didn’t even have a working class to mistreat.

      155. @Known Fact
        That's a protest? That's more pathetic than those "angry mobs" that would gather on Rocky & Bullwinkle and emit a half-hearted "Boo?"

        It’s a spoof, which should be obvious at least by the time you read the last placard on the right. From the Babylon Bee.

      156. When these two met up again in front of the media this guy should have offered up one of those non-apology apologies- “Ma’am, if I’d realized you were pregnant, I never would have called you out. I just assumed you were obese like most black women these days”.

      157. Anonymous[219] • Disclaimer says:
        @AnotherDad

        We saw Trump back down from a stupid bigmouthed bossy black woman this week, just like all of us have learned how to do from bitter experience. I was very disappointed ...
         
        Trump has been a walking, talking bag of disappointment.

        An "alpha" male who can't even stand up to his own daughter and gives her mediocre jerkoff husband policy control where he serves up spectacularly bad, politically ruinous advice.

        I never expected reasoned, well argued nationalism from Trump--i try to be a realist. But just Orange-man-unleased would be an order of magnitude better than the pathetic pablum we've been served up.

        Trump has been a walking, talking bag of disappointment.

        What else could he have done about the “Send her back” chant?

      158. @BengaliCanadianDude

        handicapped
         
        Isn't being black already a disability?

        Some of them appear to think that it is. It’s actually a privileged status.

      159. Anonymous[712] • Disclaimer says:
        @mikeInThe716
        Another reason retail shopping, in its current state, is almost dead.

        The future is members-only retail, with cameras everywhere in the store. Membership revocation for any anti-social or criminal crap. This is coming if not kneecapped by woke state or federal regulators.

        Right. In future we’ll look back with amazement at the time when any stranger could walk into a store off the street and begin handling the merchandise.

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